Sarah Evans

Old at being young. Young at being old. Star Trek trash. She/Her. Gray Ace Bisexual.

[Sarah Evans @offkilter06]

@G33kyMick

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Now sissy that walk (to the CS).

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Feeling the need to get back into my physical well being but omg I’m so nervous to go back to the gym and be a newbie again.

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Know there’s only like 3 empty seats on a flight and wanna make sure you’re next to one of them? Pretend to cough when people check out the spot next to you.

#NoRagrets

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@G33kyMick A masterpiece

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Ignore me as I let out the breath I’ve held for a decade as bootcut comes back in fashion.

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@hldon2yourbutts @CryptoKaleo Nah we get these at my store. They use them for parts as much as I can guess. I’m just surprised it took this long to make the news. It super common in big markets.

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Example: Leaving our hotel at WDW, another party accidentally switched and got in our car. But I noticed, swapped us back, and complained a lot because I paid more and GOSH DARN that my suburban.

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Our relationship doesn’t have a ‘butch’ one, but I sure as hell am the ‘dad vibes’ one.

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Controversial WDW opinions: Tony’s is the shit and people are too busy hating on the age of it to realize how amazing it is.

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@Cloud2Darren Ah. We had a fire in 2020 so I was TRIGGERED.

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@Cloud2Darren WAIT THERE WAS A FIRE

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‘IT’S THE FUCKING THRELL LAUGHING NOW!!!’

-Creation Ent. (Probably)

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I like to think this sentence is single handedly why Kirsten Beyer was plucked to write Nu Trek.

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Cue me texting the GF asking if another Starbucks cup followed her home.

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@GlitchLizrd THIS IS EXCITING

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Watching some video essays about 90’s Trek and I haven’t said it in at least a week, but Berman’s homophobia had no place in Trek.

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

When they ask Elon his ideas for making Twitter profitable:

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Todays dystopian nightmare ad.