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🍑ether eat ass, or have your ass eaten👨‍🍳

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having sex is like playing video games because i do it a lot and frequently and very well

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looked at petrol too closely and now i have the distinct feeling that i’m made of meat

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Dont you hate it when your boy forgets to give you a blanket at the sleep over to you have to sleep in is fourskin :(((

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I love having a sensory stem toy in between my legs

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what would you do if you got bent over a bed and they said batter up ... all based are filled, I'm about to hit a home run with my cahck bucko

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it's crazy when you start using your brain to goon, like I control the narrative now no more but to ass and balls shot

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@ItsHybrid3

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if the government didn't want me to huntdown sex offenders they should have made the list

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Missing this era

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won't be happy till someone paints me on the side of a fairground ride next to Elvis and Marlon Monroe use this as reference

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when I go inside bears I make them dance

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glover's don't die

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they call it has man centipede, I call it Tuesday

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my life was just pretty much living in tents, smoking cigarettes and watching clown porn 24/7

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I wish I had black outlines

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I went to hustlers gooniversity, I've studied advance strokology and also have a PhD in thermal goonamic law... don't test me buddy

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also anyone have a slightly used Garfield costume I could borrow

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anyone know if meth has an aftertaste? I don't know if I could deal with having a weird taste in my mouth when I decide to jerk off wearing a Garfield costume in public, then try meth, and I have to be thinking about that, rather than the task at hand

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here mate I would love a wee gaviscon right about now, also fuck my neighbor I be playing gay porn with a hardstyle beat just to get grand master on Roblox ... let a man crash out

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you ever just look at someone and think can you read my mind, and then think about fucking them in the ass