pottedplants

im afraid of the dark and ghosts

[pottedplants @jarredcereal]

happy birthday to whoever it may concern

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

they need to invent a harmless act that feels exactly like killing

[cabby @cabby]

If they didn't want you to crash your car they wouldn't have spent the past 60 years trying to make it as safe as possible for you to do so

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i love how on youtube if you don’t hit skip ad when the button pops up it assumes you’re fine with watching ads forever and never getting to the video

[riceban @banvault]

Ctrl+C

[27. @dimvji]

you just have to get really good at continuing

[cav empty @cavempty_]

they’re not doing anything to me tomorrow but it feels like they are

[Lena @chancevisitors]

[offering nothing of value] new york needs me

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

you.

[Susannah Black Roberts @suzania]

A major reason that it didn’t make sense to use AI to write an essay about a substantive topic is that until you write the essay you don’t actually know what you want to say or what you think. You think you do, but it is the writing itself that actually gets the thinking done.

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Ground beef challenge

[camoufly 🌟 @camouflybeats]

wait wait ... so bootlegs and soundcloud remixes are still illegal but this is a thing now? lol

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

[⚭ @lekimgym]

Enjoy being while becoming

[Mia @boygrrI]

we got The Event friday

[Benjamin (offline for a bit) @bschne]

upon Doing The Thing, you will invariably find two things to be true:

1. Doing The Thing was pretty easy, actually
2. not having Done The Thing was bothering you more than you thought it was

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

WIFE JUST TOUCHED ME IN AN INTIMATE AREA #WIN

[Supernans!💕 @epicenee]

Last semester I didn't study and I struggled throughout the exams. Trust me, I have not learned any lesson from this.