MalarkyMaxxing

you’re not better than me if you’re on here

[MalarkyMaxxing @offlineguy69]

@kennygha @Region357 @Wonderwailer @themeasuredtake Good one dude nailed it

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

there’s a movie about a popstar being stuck in the spotlight since he was a child and you’ll never guess what unevolved cgi creature he’s portrayed as

[MalarkyMaxxing @offlineguy69]

@harlsleeray @LuisLaboy14 @cindymelx What’s the movie. Yes it is relevant haha

[Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd]

Neckbeard droolers who haven't seen THE ODYSSEY screaming at historian Tom Holland about "historical inaccuracies" in THE ODYSSEY or because they think he's the actor Tom Holland, who is in THE ODYSSEY, is my favorite content of the day.

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Obsession is good, and it’s cute how everyone is talking about it like they’ve never seen a movie before

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

Very happy to say it again. The Odyssey is an amazing film, and missing out on seeing it because you think it’s woke or whatever is cutting off your nose to spite your face. Your loss.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

I just dawned on me that Nikki in Obsession was an actor and the whole film is just one big movie

[Daniella @DaniellaMazzio]

The repost in question lol

[hazel norwood @wreckette]

tim meadows’s performance in popstar has like three or four of the funniest line reads in a comedy film ever

[chugging pilk at 2am and getting a tummy ache @GASLIGHTER_]

It's hard to describe how insane it was having some americans set up an "autonomous zone" and then summarily executing 2 black teenagers while all the anarchists on twitter cheered and covered up the crime.

[Denims @DenimsTV]

Hey guys, I won my lawsuit against Ethan Klein

Looking forward to round 2 in appeals court :)

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

Travis Kelce’s wedding vows

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today marks 250 years since a small group of newspaper editors, farmers, and soldiers signed a document declaring our nation’s independence — a truth that feels self-evident now but was revolutionary then.

What a privilege us Americans have, to live in a nation that every one of its inhabitants can shape. What an honor us New Yorkers have, to look out over our city’s waters from the shores where so many Americans bravely entered their country for the first time.

Today and all days, let us remember that patriotism is not pretending our nation is without flaws. Patriotism is every act of righteous dissent — because loving our country means fighting for the best version of it.

Happy Fourth of July, New York City.

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

Tomark off the 250th, we present the greatest gift of all: a grotesque spectacle of decline, the undeniable suspicion thatAmerica is a steep decline, so you can feel special to bear witness to The End of History. Enjoy, you lucky so-and-sos!

[kareem 🪴 🦧 @kareemisposting]

America 250 being a huge flop (in contrast with what I understand about the bicentennial) is maybe the surest sign that the social bonds in this country have significantly deteriorated, maybe irreparably. No one cares about this at all anymore. Pack it up.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

based on this photo alone he should play an M&M in a movie

[effortless and soulful pimp @funko_wop]

Making an original George Carlin wojak to own me is perhaps the maddest I have ever seen anyone online. This is insane. I reverse image searched this thing holy shit