Evan

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[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

These starter homes are only $575k

Anyone working a basic job making $160k a year can afford this

Why don't young people want to buy these?

[Hunter (Let's hop on a quick 5 min call) @huntercoldcalls]

On a flight.

Everyone in first class is cold calling.
Row 18 is watching Netflix.

Says a lot.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

New program for the NPCs

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

What a BEAST https://t.co/ZV1VvmkfRx

[Michael Ball @Mike_Ball423]

Jalen Brunson’s flopping and foul baiting is even crazier in person

[GT @gtdallas77]

The left is so predictable.
Step 1. Wait for Trump to make an announcement.
Step 2. Twist the verbiage to fit the preferred narrative.
Step 3. Show unhinged faux outrage claiming Trump is guilty of exactly the things they’ve been doing for 4 years.
Step 4. Go silent and block everyone when the truth blows up in their face.

[Book @DevinBook]

Can all y’all get out my city
I like it better quiet

[Evan @offlinetoday_]

https://t.co/GfhIsUSgUi

[OME @Mike_Eagle]

on all cocktail menus there should be an asterisk next to any drink that the bartender is going to be annoyed with having to make

[Evan @offlinetoday_]

when someone tickle yo neck

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

In the past I voted Democrat, because they were (mostly) the kindness party.

But they have become the party of division & hate, so I can no longer support them and will vote Republican.

Now, watch their dirty tricks campaign against me unfold … 🍿

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

[Sean Don @BigSean]

What’s the best that could happen?!!

[ESPN @espn]

Dwayne Haskins, an Ohio State standout and NFL QB, died Saturday morning in a car accident in South Florida, agent Cedric Saunders told @AdamSchefter.

[Evan @offlinetoday_]

@jasoncoxnc Where’s this ?

[Jason, @jasonc_nc]

We should be building versions of this on neighborhood corners across the country.

[Evan @offlinetoday_]

Places I’d rather be

* Lower Wacker Drive *

Downtown Chicago