emma

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[Emily-Jane : 🍂🪐 @willbondspeare]

say what you want about twelve & clara’s relationship but ‘do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?’ is one of the most beautiful lines I have ever heard in my life

[ash 🍂 @soundsmythprod]

the bit in Husbands of River Song where River is saying "the Doctor doesn't love me, he won't come for me, a sunset can never love you back" and Twelve steps up and says "hello"

[emma @offlinevirgo]

new levels of bullshit unlocked by me today

[emma @offlinevirgo]

walked into claire’s room go whatcha buyin she goes nothin. tell me why it’s an entire gaming pc for me 💀

[sinister @eelliixxiirrr]

i feel like i could befriend the entities in the backrooms

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

[Trying to do a yo mamma joke but I’m too empathetic]

*tenderly grasping your hand*

Is your mother still struggling with her weight?

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

beagle bartender: what’ll it be
me: dirty martini—shaken
beagle bartender: this isn’t just to watch my ears flap is it
me: nooo come on man
beagle bartender: sure alright *starts shaking and his ears flap*
me: hahaha :) hahahaha

[sappy @sappy_sappho1]

i do think a running bit of melissa faking her death whenever she wants to break up with someone would be the funniest thing in the world

[27. @dimvji]

i was so crazy back then (an hour ago)

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

As a longtime dog person who now owns a cat, it's super weird to have a pet that you sometimes just have absolutely no idea where they are. I don't know if cat people understand how much of an emergency "I can't find my dog" is

[PokéMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

Oh my god they covered him in kief and they’re gonna smoke him

[emma @offlinevirgo]

haven’t finished tadc but extremely funny to me that everyone instantly typecasted me as pomni and claire as ragatha and now it sounds like they’re fucking apparently

[emma @offlinevirgo]

“dude my mom and brother just died and now this bunny”
*deep sigh* “yeah i suppose that was just a matter of time”

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[emma @offlinevirgo]

ON THE INTERSTATE MIND YOU LIKE WHAT WERE YOU DOING HERE PETER😭😭😭

[emma @offlinevirgo]

hit a fucking bunny coming back from colorado no one fucking talk to me

[emma @offlinevirgo]

ANDDDD WE GOT RINGSSSS!!! this is just our everyday ones though i will absolutely flex our custom ordered ones in 4-6 weeks

[emma @offlinevirgo]

wife and i went to the renaissance faire

[emma @offlinevirgo]

our stupid idiot dog made a nest i love her so god damn much