H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks

Hockey | Baseball | ADHD - dx: 5.1.23. | I'm trying, gang, truly. | Don't take criticism from folks you wouldn't first ask for advice

[H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks @offmymoorings]

100% correct. We all grieve differently. Be kind to yourself in your moments of loss.

[Jesse Marshall @jmarshfof]

This is just a PSA. No sympathy needed. Free advice.

I was being critical of myself because since my pap passed I have been a gelatinous blob on the couch looking at photos, being in my feelings, doing nothing.

The advice is don’t criticize how you grieve. There are no rules.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

We know you've been waiting for this one 👀

The 2026.27 Regular Season Tour Tee is now available for preorder: https://t.co/W5HrUMhwpZ

[John @_the_guy_ever_]

“I mean, can I really say what I think anyway? Let's be honest here” AKA the most honest/sassiest thing from Sidney Crosby we’ve seen yet

[moose @mooseincrisis]

i’m probably the last one who should be saying this, but how on earth did this dumbass bear get up there?

[H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks @offmymoorings]

WRITING
THIS
DOWN
THE
LEFT
SIDE
AND
IN
CAPS
TO
STRESS
THAT
BEANS
DON'T
GO
ON
TOAST

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

WRITING
THIS
DOWN
THE
LEFT
SIDE
AND
IN
CAPS
TO
STRESS
THAT
PINEAPPLE
DOESN'T
GO
ON
PIZZA

[H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks @offmymoorings]

McDonald's has no right to yell this loud, like McScuse you, friendo.

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

“we have food at home”

ok we also have unresolved family drama at home

[Utah Mammoth @utahmammoth]

The Utah Mammoth family with heavy hearts mourn the devastating loss of Spencer and Katrina Long, and their sons Reid, Thayne and Gage.

We honor them as we grieve with their daughter Lydia and a hockey community that will miss them deeply.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Our city >>

[Mariners Minors @MiLBMariners]

Lazaro Montes showing off the arm. Don’t run on Lazaro.

[Mariners Minors @MiLBMariners]

Dizzy in the house.

[Arkansas Travelers @ARTravs]

NLR✈️Tacoma

Congrats to Nick Raposo, Charlie Beilenson, and Reid VanScoter on their promotion to Tacoma. Thank you for everything and we wish you the best in Triple-A!

[H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks @offmymoorings]

YESSSSSS GO TRAVS GO

[Mariners Minors @MiLBMariners]

Lots of transactions today.

Promoted to Arkansas
Felnin Celesten
Jonny Farmelo
Josh Caron
Lucas Kelly

Promoted to Everett
Aiden Taurek
Korbyn Dickerson
Ricardo Cova

Promoted to Inland Empire
Brayden Corn

Assigned to Inland Empire
Jo Oyama

Assigned to Everett
Pedro Da Costa Lemos

Released
Brian O’Keefe
Alejo Lopez

Activated from 60-day IL
Eduardo Ponce

Placed on 60-day IL
Curtis Washington Jr

[Platinum Key @PlatinumKey13]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME JAKE MANGUM?!

WHAT. A. PLAY.

[H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks @offmymoorings]

👀👀👀

[Mariners Minors @MiLBMariners]

17-year-old catcher Santiago Pereira hits a Grand Slam for his first professional hit.

[H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks @offmymoorings]

@MiLBMariners *Wichita @ Travs

[H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks @offmymoorings]

@TheRealDudja I mean I would WANT the chocolate hazelnut but I will NOT say no to the red velvet being offered.

[Arkansas Travelers @ARTravs]

Life can get stressful — take 30 seconds to pause and enjoy a moment of zen.

Oh, and did we mention Otey’s Splash Pad is 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘 every home game in July?
Presented by @FSBank

Stay cool this summer here at DSP: https://t.co/vBW63d4SYt

[H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks @offmymoorings]

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[Danny Shirey @DannyShireyPGH]

Everyone is rightfully losing their minds about this. Unfortunately it will continue to happen at major events so long as sports leagues are credentialing these “content creators.”

There’s no journalistic integrity here because they quite literally aren’t a journalist. So dumb.

[H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks @offmymoorings]

All right, American here convinced to follow proper football 🍀🍀🍀 @CelticFC what's the best hoodie in the shop right now and how easy is it to get one sent across the pond?

[H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks @offmymoorings]

I mean, yeah, but what I really want to know is who told you to call me out like that