Carson Simpfenderfer

maintenance tech, conversion crew supervisor, show control operator, Jeep dismantler, wrench thrower

[FARGODOME @fargodome]

Did you know? #onlyfacts
@thecityoffargo
https://t.co/VZcSN7nXfJ

[Carson Simpfenderfer @offroader613]

Starting my 12th season of football gameday operations

[Carson Simpfenderfer @offroader613]

@Robby_DeGraffAP Daily: 2004 Jeep Grand Cherokee (214k)
Wife’s daily/travel: 2013 Jeep Grand Cherokee (134k)

[Carson Simpfenderfer @offroader613]

One more time. Not gonna lie, having some weekends open in December for the first time in a decade sounds kinda nice 😅

[Dom Izzo @DomIzzoWDAY]

Drake vs #NDSU, winner to Montana State.

2:30 next Saturday at the Dome.

[Carson Simpfenderfer @offroader613]

One of my coworkers 😂

[Lydia Blume @LydiaBlumeWX]

SNOWBLOWER IN JULY?!?!

That’s one way to clean up hail 😂😂😂

⏰: Thursday afternoon
📍: south Fargo near Doolittle’s
📸: Stacey IEricson

[Carson Simpfenderfer @offroader613]

@CityofWestFargo Thanks to your crew and the contractors working to get this repaired on this chilly morning!

[InForum @inforum]

Fargodome OKs new AstroTurf purchase https://t.co/r0O4Cc9Vkr

[Carson Simpfenderfer @offroader613]

*company vehicle is GPS monitored*
*sets cruise to speed limit on I94*
*gets tailgated by just about every vehicle going the same direction*

[Carson Simpfenderfer @offroader613]

@paigeymartino What about onion powder?

[Bison Illustrated @bisonmag]

This month, @Swany8 implores you to enjoy the hard work that is going into this very unique athletic year. https://t.co/bF4jmOI1WP

[Carson Simpfenderfer @offroader613]

@jsimpfenderfer

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Mitch, I own six Speaker Cities. I am worth three-and-a-half million dollars that the government knows about. I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert.”

👉 https://t.co/2MP13xmYZQ

[Carson Simpfenderfer @offroader613]

Dearest upstairs neighbors, obviously yelling at your dog that keeps barking isn’t working. Also, do you have cinder blocks for feet?

[Carson Simpfenderfer @offroader613]

My coworker:
*says he respects me too much to quit without giving notice*

Also my coworker:
*quits without giving notice*

[Carson Simpfenderfer @offroader613]

Sharing is caring, but licorice is..... licorice belongs in my mouth. -my wife

[Carson Simpfenderfer @offroader613]

2 things I’m a firm believer in:
1. There’s usually never a stud in the wall right where you need it
2. When trying to avoid hitting a stud, your likelihood of hitting one dead center is near 100%

[Carson Simpfenderfer @offroader613]

@jsimpfenderfer Him throwing a drill partially across the yard/driveway at the trailer house comes to mind...

[Carson Simpfenderfer @offroader613]

Got some bbq sauce on my white undershirt...I have half of a Tim McGraw song already

[Carson Simpfenderfer @offroader613]

And as usual, making a guest appearance in the background on a forklift....

[Dom Izzo @DomIzzoWDAY]

As usual, @FGOSPORTSWRITER and I put a bow on #NDSU's spring football for 2019: Bison Video Blog: 2019 Green and Gold game recap https://t.co/E2gKlAL1La

[Carson Simpfenderfer @offroader613]

@jsimpfenderfer I’ve met this clean 2 tone Waggy on the way to work a few times. Baby & navy blue, no rot

[Carson Simpfenderfer @offroader613]

*guy walking down the middle of County 21 in coveralls, giving everyone the middle finger*

Yep, definitely back in Beulah.