fishhüngrybastard

Commercial fisherman & charter fishing/waterfowl guide. Tweeting gibberish & absolute nonsense

[fishhüngrybastard @offshore122]

Drink rum; what ever happens, happens.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Most fortune tellers I've visited are either depressed or manic.

Why can't I find a happy medium?

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[Professional Word Gardener @heatherjs]

Instead of crushed red pepper, I prefer encouraged red pepper.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

I don’t trust combination locks. Too Germanic.

[sara @twillypop]

People who love napping and coffee are more intelligent and attractive according to a new study I just made up

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I was arguing with a guy at a bar. He said he was a big pop star in the 80s.

I didn’t believe him, but he was adamant…

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

Do whatever the fuck sets your soul on fire and do it with all your goddamn heart.

[Julie Anne @JulieforBoston]

Our shadows danced
to the rhythm of the
night creatures

We loved beneath the
blueprint of an eclipse
where the dark
felt like home

And when it was over our
hearts forged the memory
in the coldness of dawn

#FoxProse
@FoxProse

[maro @ProofofMaro]

Why turn lead into gold when you can turn sand into thought

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Schrödinger: Nice.

[maro @ProofofMaro]

If you don’t understand the yield, you are the yield.

[maro @ProofofMaro]

An object doesn’t exist in a location, a location exists in an object.

[maro @ProofofMaro]

Oh so you’re an engineer? Name every engine

[yun. @vynnari]

i’m never deleting this app

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Corduroy pillows are making head lines

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Million dollar idea: Jazz bar named Horn Pub

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Oddly there is not one canary on the Canary Islands.

Similarly, on the Virgin Islands, they don't have any canaries either.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Golf was invented so people would know how big hail was

[RunwayDan @RunwayDan]

Pianos would be a lot more fun if at least one of the pedals made a race car noise, but no.

[erika @yeeeerika]

i would like to personally thank whoever gingered the first ale