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Just going to overreact/bet on hockey *Disclaimer* Tweets will be mainly based on emotion and alcohol consumption and rarely on facts or reason

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How does Matthew Tkachuk look like a gq model and Brady looks like he is going to ask you 3 riddles before you cross his bridge 🧌

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@H4L1909 @OpusGloriae That’s literally how the rules work buddy

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8-2 in their last 10….

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Put the New Jersey Devils on fraud watch asap as possible

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@H4L1909 @OpusGloriae Congrats on the 4 nations that was a massive tournament with 4 teams… just luck when you guys used to win cups with 6 teams in the league

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@BillN22 @BrandNewPaul @NYRBlueBulletin Understand perfectly, it’s 2026 and athletes get death threats so he should have just gotten over it and trusted they were nonsense

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@H4L1909 @OpusGloriae Were you even alive when the Habs won their last cup?

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@mjcnjd5989 My guess…. Canadian

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@H4L1909 Oh shit, I forgot that new rule where points count less in November

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@NJMets20 @GregGoldma54331 @worldhockeyrpt How many of those cups were with 6 teams in the league? Even if you wanna count them ( you shouldn’t) one more cup with a 56 year head start is pathetic

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@OpusGloriae Didn’t realize it was one game long

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@NJMets20 @GregGoldma54331 @worldhockeyrpt Surely the Rangers won more than one cup since they expanded the league past 6 teams… because the devils have 3 in that time span and the Rangers had a 15 year head start

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@MikeBartner You do when you can get a 2X Vezina/Hart trophy winning goalie

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@BrandNewPaul @NYRBlueBulletin Ohhhhhh, so it’s okay to have your family threatened as long as you’re an athlete… got it 👌

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@NYRBlueBulletin You know it’s a weird day when you catch Rangers fans making sense, the justification from Jets fans “but everyone gets threatened” is crrraaaazzzzzyyyyy

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@NJMets20 @GregGoldma54331 @worldhockeyrpt Another regular season champions banner?

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@DevilsTruther No where close, this game meant nothing to the devils outside of 2 points and it meant EVERYTHING to the jets, this was a Tuesday in November loss for us, it happens…

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@BrandNewPaul @RubbersoulRob The great goalie of all time actually… and yes thank god for a style of hockey that brought 3 cups to NJ… everyone acts like they could do it but it’s just too boring… if teams could do it and win a cup 32 out of 32 teams would try it

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I can’t believe Hellebuyck would request a trade from such a well adjusted totally normal fan base

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Any logical heat NJ/Connor is taking is fair game for several reasons.

But @Sid_Seixeiro saying he would pay WPG fans to STALK the Devils & Connor Hellebuyck for the rest of the season...THIS is the EXACT reason he asked out.

Get a handle, man. Look inward. YOU'RE the problem.

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Don’t forget, just one year ago, these people would have lined up for miles just to lick Hellebuyck’s pads clean

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Quite the picture 😳

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@BrandNewPaul Probably as well as you understand the New Jersey hockey market

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@weghhrhrre11703 You have a better chance of Hellebuyck playing for Winnipeg again than getting me to talk politics on the internet

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@weghhrhrre11703 Took a while but we got there.. you’re mad he makes more money than you and you’re assuming he is a conservative because the sitting President honored him with a medal and he accepted… got it… Totally rational