OffsideTakes

Just going to overreact/bet on hockey *Disclaimer* Tweets will be mainly based on emotion and alcohol consumption and rarely on facts or reason

[OffsideTakes @offside_takes]

How does Matthew Tkachuk look like a gq model and Brady looks like he is going to ask you 3 riddles before you cross his bridge 🧌

[OffsideTakes @offside_takes]

Wow would you look at the time, it’s already stupid fucking mock trades o’clock ⏱️

[NHLMuse @NHL_Muse]

Kings/Devils Mock Trade via @BR_OpenIce

Kings Acquire:
— Nico Hischier

Devils Acquire:
— Brandt Clarke
— 2026 1st (17th overall)

Who would win this trade? 🤔

[OffsideTakes @offside_takes]

@HockeyGuruOfX @SunnyMehtaX But if they dominated you would say how this tournament doesn’t even matter

[OffsideTakes @offside_takes]

@MrWhite1079 Not what I said at all… I’m saying you’re up Billy G’s ass who has the same amount of tangible success as a guy you ripped non stop… it’s almost like you’re disingenuous in your reasoning and you only use arguments in a specific scenario even if it conflicts with another

[OffsideTakes @offside_takes]

@MrWhite1079 And how have those balls worked out? You gush over him and he has the same amount of series wins as the Devils with Fitz

[OffsideTakes @offside_takes]

@MrWhite1079 Wait…. So when it’s JT Miller we believe people in the room… but not about Hischier… got it makes sense

[OffsideTakes @offside_takes]

I’ve never been more confident Quinn is coming to NJ now.. thanks @BizNasty2point0

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

“I’ll promise you this. Jack’s going to Minnesota before Quinn’s going to New Jersey. That’s a FACT.”

@BizNasty2point0 says there’s zero chance that Quinn teams up with the Hughes brothers in New Jersey.

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

Guys, I’m not coming back to play! Stop asking.

[OffsideTakes @offside_takes]

“You don’t watch the game very well”

[Ryan Novozinsky @ryannovoNFL]

Perhaps the first competent GM I’ve ever covered.

[Devils Insiders @DevilsInsiders]

I think it's perfectly fine to discuss imperfections in Nico Hischier's game.

Thinking there are attainable, better alternatives is comical.

Have a good one.

[OffsideTakes @offside_takes]

What does Mike Rupp know? He is only a Stanley Cup Champion… user53109 said Nico sucks and makes faces we don’t like and you just have to trust that

[Daily Faceoff @DailyFaceoff]

"You can't let a guy like Nico Hischier go"

@Rupper17 shares his thoughts on #NJDevils captain & how much he could make on his next contract.

@JLazzy23 | @ColbyCohen36

Presented by J.P. Wiser's

[OffsideTakes @offside_takes]

Losing in 5 after winning Game 1 in OT and thinking you had a team “on the ropes” is a level of delusion I one day hope to achieve

[PHILLIES WILL WIN 2026 WORLD SERIES @Philliesszn2026]

Just a friendly reminder to everybody that we had the Devils on the ropes in 2012 and would’ve swept their asses 9/10 times.

[Brick City Hockey Apparel @BrickCityHky]

#NJDevils miracle playoff scenario. The best chance at the postseason is probably through getting 3rd in the metro. They won’t have to worry about the teams in the Atlantic. Here is how it happens…..⬇️⬇️⬇️

[OffsideTakes @offside_takes]

Don’t look now but the #NJDevils are 4 points out of 3rd place in the Pacific with 2 games in hand! 👀

[OffsideTakes @offside_takes]

#NJDevils  barely above .500 but well out of a playoff spot in the East. #LaKings are 28-40 and in a playoff spot in the West… The Rangers are dead last in the east and have the same amount of wins as the Kings… Time to go to 3-2-1 point system

[OffsideTakes @offside_takes]

And there are morons who wanted to trade this man

[The VZA @The_VZA_]

@ryannovoNHL 18 points in 11 games since returning from Milan, team is 7-4. Team was 12-4-1 when he got hurt in Chicago. In those two stretches, he's put up 38 points in 28 games and the team has gone 19-8-1. With the brace on and while he was gone, team went 16-23-1. Team MVP.

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

Death.
Taxes.
Jack Hughes scoring on the Rangers.

[OffsideTakes @offside_takes]

Must be so nice to be Jack Hughes waking up knowing you’re about to have a day

[OffsideTakes @offside_takes]

Live look at Geno Smith

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Trade: the Raiders are sending QB Geno Smith and a 2026 7th-round pick to the New York Jets in exchange for a 2026 6th-round pick, per ESPN sources. Smith returns to the team for which he started his NFL career for in 2013.

[OffsideTakes @offside_takes]

“Oh shit that’s today?!?” - Tom Fitzgerald #NJDevils