OffsideCar

On the side of common sense

[OffsideCar @offsidecat]

@charliekirk11 @IngrahamAngle Amen. 😢❤️🇺🇸

[OffsideCar @offsidecat]

@Scott_Lewis82 Not far right. Just right. As in "correct".

[Angelina Reagan 🌸🌺🌼 @AngelinaReagan7]

FUTURE PRESIDENT and FIRST LADY last night at the White House. 🇺🇸

[Rico Go | Ricardo Gorski @ricardogorski]

Governments literally tax Every. F*cking. Thing:

Make money → Income tax
Grow money → Capital gains tax
Have money → Wealth tax
Run a company → Corporate tax
Take profits → Dividend tax
Own property → Property tax
Buy property → Transfer tax
Rent property → Rental income tax
Spend money → VAT
Give money away → Gift tax
Own a car → Road tax
Buy fuel → Fuel tax
Use electricity → Energy tax
Drink alcohol → Excise tax
Smoke → Tobacco tax
Travel → Tourist tax
Move abroad → Exit tax
Die → Inheritance tax

[The Transformed Wife 🦋 @godlywomanhood]

The Amish girls are educated up until 13-14. They have a fertility rate of 6.1, church attendance at 85%, marriage age 21 to 22, virginity rate 90-95%, and divorce rate less than 1%.

College educated career woman have a fertility rate of 1.73, church attendance of 68%, marriage age 27 to 28, virginity rate 25-30%, and divorce rate of 32%.

But go ahead and tell me how important it is that your daughters go to college and have a career.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I hate the “WFH is depressing” talk. What’s actually depressing is 2 unpaid hours of commuting every day, getting home already exhausted, and having 4 hours left for cooking, sleeping, and getting ready to do it all again.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Y’all, I canceled over half of my streaming subscriptions yesterday. I’m honestly at the point where I’d rather buy a Blu-ray or DVD and own the thing forever than keep paying $20+ every month just to watch it with ads. We really went backwards.

[Scott Hendricks @scottndricks]

@OrevaZSN bro at least with DVR we could fast forward through the commercials..

streaming was supposed to get rid of commercials!

We've come full fucking circle

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

“Disney+ will now have ads on every plan.”

You know what? Where the hell is my DVD player? I’m ready to go back to buying movies, owning them forever, and watching them in peace.

[Radically Right @RadicallyRight_]

I’ve watched people walk out of the UN all week and I keep thinking the same thing: then what the hell is the point of the United Nations?

You don’t have to agree. You don’t have to like what’s being said. But if countries can’t even sit in the same damn room and listen to each other, what exactly are we paying for?

I’m tired of watching our tax dollars disappear into institutions that seem increasingly incapable of doing the very thing they were created to do.

Wars everywhere. Countries refusing to listen to each other. Delegates walking out when they don’t like the speaker.

And we call this the UNITED Nations?

At some point you stop fixing something that clearly isn’t working.

Dismantle it. Keep whatever actually serves a purpose and build something better.

Because whatever the hell this is, it isn’t “united.”

#ENDtheUN

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

Sorry to state the obvious, but if someone has to hand you power, they have more power than you do.

There’s something objectively hilarious about arguing that women are uniquely qualified to run the world while constructing a hypothetical in which the people currently running it have to suspend the normal mechanisms by which humans acquire power and simply “put” women in charge.

If women were categorically better at acquiring, wielding, and maintaining power, we wouldn’t need a two-year global Make-A-Wish program where someone hands us the keys to civilization to prove it.

We’d have the fucking keys.

[GRANDPA’s FREE ADVICE @GOP_is_Gutless]

He was up working before sunrise in DC.

Got on the plane to New York at 6am.

Addressed the world at the U.N.

Singed America’s deal with Greenland.

Negotiated for 3 hours with the Iranians.

Hosted 10 Gulf countries for a peace summit.

Met with Zelenskyy to end Ukraine war.

Met with Venesuela’s President to ink largest oil and minerals deal in world history.

Hosted Shield of the Americas meeting with 20 other nations.

Dinner at the U.N. with 17 separate pull aside meetings.

Fly back to DC at 1AM.

Back at work today before sunrise.

All this man does is work for America.

I don’t care what the media or polls say — I’m proud Trump is my President 🇺🇸

[Kaitlin Bennett @KaitMarieox]

Lol

[Exit the Left @_ExitTheLeft]

Democrats spent weeks attacking Donald Trump's proposed South Lawn helipad.

Now look at the before-and-after.

The helipad didn't ruin the White House lawn. It replaced an awkward parking arrangement with something cleaner, more functional, and undeniably badass.

Turns out their real opposition was to improving anything Trump touches.

[OffsideCar @offsidecat]

@JohnDelaney Xi immediately gets the joke. He used the Autopen before.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Well we’ve just learned that women are so emotional and hormonal that they can’t even be blamed for mass murdering their children so with that in mind I think I’ll pass on putting more women in leadership positions, thanks anyway

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 OMG. President Trump has Xi CRACKING UP in how he presented the Biden autopen portrait

"TRUMP, and then TRUMP...and this is the autopen!"

*Xi begins laughing*

"It's BIDEN!"

This man is absolutely priceless 😭😭

Even the other members of the Chinese delegation are cracking up!

Aside from showing off the helipad, this might be the highlight of Trump's morning 🤣

Trump first put up this autopen portrait roughly 1 YEAR AGO on the "Presidential Walk Of Fame" and it's remained up ever since!

Welcome to the Trump White House 🔥

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Outrage in Japan after two Muslims in hijabs broke into a Shinto shrine and vandalized it, smashing all the windows. They later did the same at a Buddhist temple.

Vandalism of religious sites was unheard of in Japan until very recently. This comes after a series of unexplained fires at shrines and temples.

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

We were right. It was Muslims burning down ancient Japanese shrines and temples.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Hey that thing that never happens is happening again!

I told you mail ballots were screwed.

[OffsideCar @offsidecat]

@RoKhanna Disaster.