OffspawnInc

Heyo. 28 and just figuring life out as it happens

[circus freak @emoparkour]

Same

[rune sword @runesword1]

just watched a guy get turned into moss for calling the large breasted elven druid a strumpet

[OffspawnInc @OffspawnInc]

@shitmonster3000 @_laaashayy I have a mighty need

[さらさら @sarasara_aiart]

イラストタップで変化

[OffspawnInc @OffspawnInc]

@vexmlk

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Let's stop sugarcoating it. Ghosting is rude. It's immature. It's selfish. And it's pathetic. I don't care if it's a friendship, a talking stage, or a relationship. Disappearing on someone who's been consistently showing up for you is not "protecting your peace." It's avoiding accountability and honest communication.

[Bennie🕊️ @Bennieeexyz]

Me: CALLS I.T....Hi my laptop is doing something weird.

IT guy: What kind of weird?

Me: It's just. Being weird.

IT guy: Can you be more specific.

Me: It's making a sound.

IT guy: What kind of sound.

Me: Like. A thinking sound. But angrier.

IT guy: PAUSE.......Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Me: I feel like you ask everyone that.

IT guy: I ask everyone that because everyone needs to hear it.

Me: What if I already tried that.

IT guy: Did you?

Me: ...Define tried.

IT guy: Did you turn it off.

Me: I closed the screen.

IT guy: LONGEST EXHALE IN HUMAN HISTORY...... That's not turning it off.

Me: It goes dark. It sleeps. Is that not essentially off?

IT guy: It is not essentially off. It is essentially a nap. We need to turn it off.

Me: Okay okay doing it now. TURNS OFF LAPTOP......Now what.

IT guy: Turn it back on.

Me: That's it?

IT guy: That's it.

Me: TURNS IT ON..... Oh. It's fine. The sound is gone.

IT guy: Great.

Me: You're like a witch doctor.

IT guy: I'm going to hang up now.

[OffspawnInc @OffspawnInc]

@shitmonster3000 YEAH. I've been taken out by a couple

[OffspawnInc @OffspawnInc]

@shezreading Oh hey, dat me

[𝐈𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐳 @inviz0]

I think I downloaded the wrong Naruto 😭

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Refusing sex is a basic human right.

Yes, even in your marriage.

Repost if you agree.

[OffspawnInc @OffspawnInc]

@shitmonster3000 @MoMohler Nah nah. He's got you there

[buried 🇺🇲 @buriednumber1]

Kisuke had so much aura in this scene

[amadeen @amadeenSFW]

the plague of all superhero media is a wrong power scaling and i'm tired of it

[OffspawnInc @OffspawnInc]

@shezreading The shade of purple you find on black tulips

[ً @wynrosei]

FUCKING LEGEND OF A RESPONSE.

[OffspawnInc @OffspawnInc]

@shitmonster3000

[OffspawnInc @OffspawnInc]

@hunililyyy Hi. I'm always here to talk and be a friend

[OffspawnInc @OffspawnInc]

@shezreading Hi