Dr. Cuck, MD. Esq

insane. bi as fuck. nerd. dork. ridiculous. evil. annoying. pastry chef. mechanic. succubus. chronically (ch)ill, chronically online. Call me Gravy, baby.

[Dr. Cuck, MD. Esq @shitmonster3000]

I commissioned a portrait of the Baba-hyuk

[Dr. Cuck, MD. Esq @shitmonster3000]

@ReWeather Avocado costs extra, is that okay?

[Dr. Cuck, MD. Esq @shitmonster3000]

Lesbian Lettuce. Bigoted Bologna. What's next? Chaser Cheese?

[Larriet @LarrietDarling]

How do they know it's for no reason? Maybe that fish in particular has been trifling. Maybe that fish was warned to leave her the fuck alone. I bet the scientist was a man.

[Dr. Cuck, MD. Esq @shitmonster3000]

I do this too

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

When a cat wraps around your arm and bites you and starts doing bunny kicks that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Berniegirl No More @Hedgesgurl]

Just a reminder: You may notice gas prices inching down a bit. They’re now increasing the level of ethanol they put into our gasoline from 10% to 15%. Started May 1. This is really bad for our cars and will cause damage to our car’s fuel system due to corrosion.

[Kerri @kerri_szn]

I just fucked the baddest bitch ever but some of you might call it masturbation.

[Pinglyadya @pinglyadya]

dinobros don't even talk about the cenozoic era anymore, they just look at you like this

[Sav Shawz @shawzsav]

Does anyone wanna be my boyfriend and go on vacation with me and have sex on camera for money

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

Watching this teaser, one can only assume that Shaggy clipped Scooby’s ears, a practice common in dogfighting. Expect to see a lot of blood in Netflix’s Scooby-Doo.

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

The thing about living in a bread-and-circuses regime is that we have some really good bread and circuses.

[FennecFrenzy @Fennec_Frenzy]

@professorgaysex i've heard a lot of horror stories about him? is it safe to attend a concert?

[Dr. Cuck, MD. Esq @shitmonster3000]

I'm gonna eat some broken glass do you want any

[matt @ruffledsavior]

i need to be kissed in a way that leaves a lot of unresolved narrative tension

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

just set up the baby's playpen

[Honorable Esoteric BF leader Booba :) @Booba414141]

Charlie perc is my favourite gender

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[mr_eggs @scrumble_eggs]

If there was any justice in this world then I would be absolutely jowls deep into some werewolf pussy right now.

[woke @woke837]

mcdonalds is adding a gay burger to the menu

[Tarandfeatherstime @nowwhatffs]

@thelifeoftoad