matt

repressed homosexual

[matt @ruffledsavior]

in an effort to manifest it into reality, i've started pretending i have a girlfriend. i text her good morning and good night, i clean up my apartment more and make sure to exercise, and we watch Love Island and Survivor together. she's making me wait for sex

[matt @ruffledsavior]

beautiful woman. that's not fair.

[matt @ruffledsavior]

first date idea i confide in you some qualms i have about my sexuality and you tell all my friends

[matt @ruffledsavior]

the only unforgiveable sin is getting over her

[matt @ruffledsavior]

i just had hypothetical sex with you and i couldn't get it up so we can't talk anymore

[matt @ruffledsavior]

feels good to make a lady feel good

[matt @ruffledsavior]

@arabelladevine good 🙂

[matt @ruffledsavior]

the best part of having a girlfriend is that it means you're not gay

[matt @ruffledsavior]

if you think about it, i can't really control my subconscious. so can any thoughts or feelings that may or may not exist there really be said to be a part of 'me'?

[matt @ruffledsavior]

@RafeGuttman now you're starting to sound like her.

[matt @ruffledsavior]

no, babe, i repressed my homosexuality, there's nothing to worry about. i sorta feel like you're being deliberately obtuse here.

[matt @ruffledsavior]

@Micci_Doo micciii hiiii

[matt @ruffledsavior]

in another life i'm a girl and you're a boy and i'm a good girlfriend, i make you laugh and we go on dates and you marry me

[matt @ruffledsavior]

she showed me that pure unalloyed love still exists. she took my old calloused heart and made it sensitive and young again. she lovemogged me and my cortisol spiked and i ran

[matt @ruffledsavior]

@cleasnic @thexanaxlady Stop digging.

[matt @ruffledsavior]

the first larp is the hardest. after that it gets easier. after a while the line between real and larp begins to blur

[matt @ruffledsavior]

@thirdimpactgirl ragebait

[matt @ruffledsavior]

@milkbraining i have the pair on the right

[matt @ruffledsavior]

(sub-5 low tier normie 28 year old virgin manlet): i wonder who i'll end up marrying. maybe a country girl... or a surfer chick...