Boneduck

hi let's read my charges and get this over with.

duck with a boner. divine descendant.
!72122 @watswrongwjay is my ropebunny gf

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

on the third day i arose again

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

@swanstaforever @ArtDuggy just @ me next time man

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

@gaylittlepiglet “She stole donuts, had only pasta salad for lunch and then did not pay for it at all, so she was having only about whatever calories she could steal from Kroger a day” added the source that added to the source

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

@HowlingDiarrhea the whole gangs gonna shit when they find out that i have multiple different styles of Philly cream cheese dress sock

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

in the cream cheese cholo fit ese

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

@watswrongwjay dude was button mashing and still dropped moonlight sonata

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

like on the show the walking dab

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

STOP SET BRAKE INSIDE

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

name a more clapped out piece of shit Honda (hint: you can't)

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

feed your children corn syrup so they grow strong and retarded like you

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

babies like coca cola and black babies like rc cola and faggots like pepsi

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

im having 48 beers a week minimum, aint a mf cookie drink in existence that'll stop me

[chiller @Chiller_3000]

@Polymarket @crumbl and goyim chugging this shit down by the gallon will shame a guy for having a couple light beers after work

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

@HunterBiden hey lets hang out in alabama dude

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

dms are open if anyone knows how to contact hunter biden or bam margera. I'd like to party and if I get both it'd be a savage crossover episode

[jay @watswrongwjay]

referring to my dead grandfather’s final will and testament as “the loot drop”

[jay @watswrongwjay]

beethoven’s deaf ass was going purely off vibes

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

putting a virgin jack and coke into my childs sippy cup

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

@ButtTonguer 🎯🎯🎯

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

@MrBurnsLovesYou 👀 🤫

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

@MikeJazzpenis had me wondering what they'd call me

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

"i am jack's 48th beer this week.."

[Dr Dick Gargantuan, DMD @MikeJazzpenis]

If you ever want to get called an alcoholic by 300 people, just say “I’m not an alcoholic” and wait

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

theres still time. stop breathing

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

she died doing what she loved: me