jay

@realboneduck is my rigger wigger bf

[jay @watswrongwjay]

I thought “negligent discharge” was what happens to my underwear when I don’t change them for a few days

[jay @watswrongwjay]

@KlemRichie @okay_connie I do what I want

[jay @watswrongwjay]

you ever shit so hard you feel like you need to repent

[jay @watswrongwjay]

@okay_connie I did it in the bathtub but yeah

[jay @watswrongwjay]

@realBoneDuck I’m literally still alive get off of me

[jay @watswrongwjay]

beethoven’s deaf ass was going purely off vibes

[jay @watswrongwjay]

@Ascera_exists @realBoneDuck hey, so what the fuck

[jay @watswrongwjay]

@realBoneDuck heyy boneduck

[jay @watswrongwjay]

@realBoneDuck you’ve been looking at me like this all day and it’s working

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

*flirting*
do u know the song tear you apart by she wants revenge

[k8 :P @adore_thesun]

babe no your uncut cock is so lynchian

[jay @watswrongwjay]

just like a man can’t eat without a youtube video, a woman can’t ride in the passengers seat without a little treat

[jay @watswrongwjay]

@realBoneDuck babe you need to sleep it’s been days

[jay @watswrongwjay]

my boyfriend said you are all assholes for not liking this tweet. it was FUNNY

[jay @watswrongwjay]

referring to my dead grandfather’s final will and testament as “the loot drop”

[jay @watswrongwjay]

@realBoneDuck grandma grabbed all the good shit we should kill her next

[jay @watswrongwjay]

@realBoneDuck you didn’t like it?

[jay @watswrongwjay]

“squirt is just pee” if you make me cum so hard I pee, that’s hot

[jay @watswrongwjay]

@realBoneDuck ok come here