chode dahl

yes hello. boats on land. lowkey locksmith. down ombudsman. lucrative larcen. ghost of root beer ron.

[chode dahl @pushw8]

You’re nothing but a noun to me

[chode dahl @pushw8]

all my costas rica all my puertos rico

[chode dahl @pushw8]

When a thing becomes an item to me you better stay out of my way

[chode dahl @pushw8]

Can I come over and make things worse

[chode dahl @pushw8]

The apple doesn’t fall far from the cut from the same peapod

[chode dahl @pushw8]

Eating something blue raspberry and then hiding my gay little blue tongue for the rest of the day

[SNEAKO 🇺🇸 @sneako]

Last one left.

[chode dahl @pushw8]

Well thanks for having me over, keep up the just getting by

[chode dahl @pushw8]

Some lesbians I look at and think they just guise like me

[chode dahl @pushw8]

pouring out a little diarrhea anally

[chode dahl @pushw8]

Name a more iconic character than tony sopranos I’ll wait

[chode dahl @pushw8]

pussy damn near squelching on unc

[chode dahl @pushw8]

we heard hoots in a holler place

[pawg$lave @cumclog]

Breaks my heart when I hear a woman apologize. Like who hurt you girl. That’s something boys are supposed to do

[chode dahl @pushw8]

Oh that post? That was just locker room talk bb girl

[chode dahl @pushw8]

The doc that took it out showed it to me, said “Kobe”, and threw that bih in the OR trash can 💀

[chode dahl @pushw8]

My six year old asked if I remembered they were “taking my pipe out” today

[chode dahl @pushw8]

@garshmo https://t.co/uwfIyNVM8q

[chode dahl @pushw8]

Feet guys be like hey sole sister

[chode dahl @pushw8]

same with shite in the big two six

[chode dahl @pushw8]

we shouldn’t let britishes keep saying arse like that grow up

[chode dahl @pushw8]

I could really see myself mistreating you

[chode dahl @pushw8]

Do any other languages sound the craziest where they came from like English? What a fuckin mess it is there

[chode dahl @pushw8]

My six year old asked if I remembered they were “taking my pipe out” today