ipad pro jones

i love tweeting on twitter please don’t take my twitter account away I am a parody account

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shoplifting a loaf of bread and turning myself in to the police

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telling the mail man to shut up

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I pushed my wife into a bottomless pit

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I was considered the prime suspect in the crime of the century

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writing a theme tune for myself and singing it everywhere I go

[ipad pro jones @ipadprojones]

using various combinations of words to express thoughts and ideas

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ipad pro jones

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science

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I sawed my cock off with an angle grinder for charity

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going in to a bar and ordering a hot dog on the rocks

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@GloriaReturns yes

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they made a musical about my life

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saying hello for the sexual thrill

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my boy biscuits

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they should invent animals that can talk

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I love it when you call me seniorita bro

[ipad pro jones @ipadprojones]

butter my biscuit

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bubbles

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sitting on santas lap

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groceries