Pete Slopenjoyer

A carefully curated collection of tweets about current events, video games, and pooping and farting.

[Pete Slopenjoyer @HowlingDiarrhea]

@FwordScizrhands As a fellow slop enjoyer, I approve.

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I have acquired ancient knowledge (found one of my grandpa's old books about growing tomatoes).

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Fuck the shape store, who's got the number store video

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@dumdumdittty Pretty damn good.

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Just had a Wawa sandwich ask me anything

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@6Astatechamp Hell yeah

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@bippyyams Me nigga!

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@bobbuddyfoster https://t.co/PyD4YCsWzm

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Jacking off should be an Olympic sport I could win us a gold medal.

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@C0mradeW1drbrn

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@realBoneDuck These socks go incredibly hard. Separates the cream cheese heads from the chaff dawg.

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@MrBurnsLovesYou I just read this tweet to my Mom and she laughed.

[Middle Class Mr Burns @MrBurnsLovesYou]

If a special ed kid is late to class, do they still call them tardy?

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@SteeIDick

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@wildgooseALT Bailing out fent addicts and its consequences is on par with the sending trillions of dollars to africa and its consequences. Enough is enough.

[Pete Slopenjoyer @HowlingDiarrhea]

@wildgooseALT Every time I use a public restroom and there's a narcan station in there, I really have to resist the urge to rip it off the wall and throw it in the garbage.

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Total voicenoteification of X - a complete victory for the Third World. Continued introduction of new features to the site that improve ease of access for people from ‘In My Culture Family Is Important’ Countries. No need for the written word. X to be turned into a digital Brazil

[Halo @Halo]

Wear your #Pride all month long with the Unity armor coating, visor and emblem, available in the Halo Infinite Exchange.

[Pete Slopenjoyer @HowlingDiarrhea]

Good morning

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