Bill Cassidy

Union Stagehand. Almost full Gray Duck.

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@JoshLipnik There's a house in my neighborhood that does with dormers what this house does with the roof. I can't describe it. I'll send you a pic if I can overcome my existential doom.

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@altNOAA I don't know. 18 year olds are legally adults and shouldn't be obligated to sit in any classroom they don't want to be in. But it should be available to anyone that wants it free or at least without crippling debt.

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@alexschief @javimorillo They hate 'cause they ain't. Simple as that.

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@hankgreen I believe that I just successfully did so.

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@ItsTheBrandi I'm hoping for Whitmer, but that might just be my Michigan showing.

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@NWSTwinCities Yeah, OK. Just checking. I remember the severe warning for that area. Completely understand how QLCS tornadoes are often there and gone before a warning can even go wide. Thanks for your work and the quick response.

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@UnionDrip The wrench pull lever is *chef kiss* level detail.

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@ItsTheBrandi I wasn't on that show, but the house lighting tech over there is one of the absolute best in town. No doubt he'd knock it out of the park.

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@ItsTheBrandi I know exactly where you're standing and I am so happy for you.

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@JoshLipnik This is beautiful. Not sure of the exact vantage point of the artist, but I spent a decade working at the Guthrie Theater which would now occupy at least some of this scene. In 1993 that area was a post-industrial wasteland. Now it's all condos. And a large blue theater complex.

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@ItsTheBrandi Glad I watched the women's team.

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Just pick cold New Mexico and get it over with.

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@Moldychum Usually the seagulls don't get the eyes until they're legit dead.

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The flag finalists are all a pile of meh, but this seal honestly slaps.

[Laura McCallum @LauraMcCallumB]

All 12 commission members there today like this seal design (more votes than any other finalist):

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@ItsTheBrandi My most woo woo belief is that in exchange for prime Gretzky Edmonton received a monkey's paw. It cursed a generation of #1 draft picks and curls on to this day.

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@JoeySantore Can you start a Patreon to fund a new herd of javelina?

[Joey Santore @JoeySantore]

The destruction of this Arizona Golf course is as beautiful as a mountaintop sunset. This will be the new happy thought that I keep close to me in times of strife.

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@kairyssdal Corollary: You can't trust someone who hates government to run one.

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@ItsTheBrandi That's the baseball-parkour crossover I didn't know I wanted