juan rodriguez

[juan rodriguez @offthedome]

http://t.co/JvhTcguw Prinivil

[juan rodriguez @offthedome]

@LunarGlide I glide in LunarGlide+

[juan rodriguez @offthedome]

Just turned off notifications except for direct messages. Twitter kinda sucks. Don't know why people keep using it.

[juan rodriguez @offthedome]

must use all 140 character spaces!! 10 9876543210 9876543210 9876543210 ABCEDFHGIKLJMPNQORTSVUXZYW 3210 9876543210 9876543210 9876543210 XD

[juan rodriguez @offthedome]

It's funny that friends are following me. The only time I've posted is when someone started following me. Keep following. Why not? 987654321

[juan rodriguez @offthedome]

Republicans are morons. Democrats are pussies. Can we do a little switcheroo? Not fuck each other's mothers, I mean make Dems not pussies.

[juan rodriguez @offthedome]

Twitter is so fucking exciting. I'm allowed 140 fucking characters!! It's not THAT hard to form complete sentences using just that many char

[juan rodriguez @offthedome]

most likely eating