Gabriel Perez

Husband, father of two awesome kids, author, copywriter & part-time tweeter extraordinaire. 😀

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@AgathaChocolats Should’ve taken the fire truck.

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@AgathaChocolats Stop right Hare!

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@AgathaChocolats “Got chlorophyll?”

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@AgathaChocolats Later, Karen swam for 24 hours.

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@InterstellarUAP ✝️

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@AgathaChocolats “Sing it son! Ingonyama nengw' enamabala!”

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@TheLaikYobaz Sounds terrible until you look at the currency exchange. They actually paid quite a bit for that drone. 😱

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@AgathaChocolats “Your mission: Find Sarah Connor.”

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@AgathaChocolats “This is worse than the dog.”

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@AgathaChocolats “PUG-GET ABOUT IT!!”

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@AgathaChocolats “Man, I miss the 80s.”

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@AgathaChocolats “He’s right above me, isn’t he?”

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@AgathaChocolats First moon launch attempt…udder failure.

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@AgathaChocolats “ Sorry, an anonymous tortoise notified us.”

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@AgathaChocolats They did say it was lukewarm.

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@AgathaChocolats Ordered Dogweed from WISH. Got this.

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@AgathaChocolats Furious George calls the Sales Manager.

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@AgathaChocolats Cat’s name: FAFO.

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@AgathaChocolats “Hey Goldilocks, how about a discount?”

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@AgathaChocolats Dangers of dating a female Sith.