Howard Train

You can have an open mind, or none

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@elonmusk @elcloak And the "sex" minigame is far too difficult to access

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Honestly, the times we live in. It's one rule for the metropolitan liberal elite and another for the scummy ordinaries.

No googling @mrjamesob !!

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@smartereveryday @minutephysics Three questions -

1) Have you got a CAT?
2) Is it made of IrON?
3) Are you POSITIVE?

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@theSNP @NicolaSturgeon @scotgov Can I come live in Scotland please? I quite like the idea of having grownups run the country.

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Very much enjoying @mrjamesob today - one call about bras, and he's turned into Alan Partridge. Lovely stuff.

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@aligoldsworthy I thought it was Daz?

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@guy_wilcox Absolutely. Finished it last night, brilliant stuff.

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@mrjamesob you're thinking of Love Actually. David Beckham's right foot etc.

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@mrjamesob ERADICATED?

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@Frontier_Help Hi folks. Any news on the Mission Server outage we've been experiencing today?

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@mrjamesob I thought they were pencils? https://t.co/efhbbjQdBa

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@mrjamesob Absolute Hot: Negative Temperatures are HOT - Sixty Symbols https://t.co/XG1QDCt1WA via @YouTube

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@JoleneRamsay You loved Appropriate Adult tho...

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@mrjamesob Nizlopi!

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@Louise_Rowntree @tnewtondunn @laurnorman Fuck it, let's just annexe Brussels and have done with it.

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@RealTimeWWII Destin @smartereveryday brought me here. Consider yourself followed!

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@smartereveryday @RealTimeWWII It wouldn't have been a V weapon in 1941 but the V2 had a 1 tonne warhead. They did chuck a few sea mines on us early in the war though. Maybe it was that?

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FYI Chris Grayling: your elbow is not the one you sit on. Dickhead.