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Dad bod is the new ripped

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@saul_mondriaan Just a bird in its cage plucking its feathers out

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

It’s very rare but this is a good example of an author seriously misunderstanding the book he himself wrote.

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Any melodramatic space opera enjoyers tryna vibe?

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@heyshipz Easy E

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@sharghzadeh I think it’s more that English speakers struggle with any word where you need to breath through the “H” sound to pronounce it correctly

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#NewProfilePic

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@Persian_Zaddy RIP

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@zalatwicc Steel drum or banjo

[Metabolic Hell @MetabolicHell]

The lion does not concern himself with his body fat percentage

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@ElonMuskAOC Hook it up Eloy

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@elonmusk There are 22 million millionaires in the US as of 2024. The Federal government has 3 million employees. 5% of federal employees being millionaires is perfectly reasonable if they are towards the tail end of their careers and own their homes

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@elonmusk Ok boomer

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I can’t believe this is my life

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@VeritasAnanda Hell yeah brother I just read this and already feel the next manic episode coming on

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@elonmusk @unusual_whales Can someone explain this gov spending breakdown from last year? It looks like healthcare and social security are the biggest expenses. What does the average American taxpayer see from this?

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Heated toilet seats are top tier creature comfort

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@p8stie Open ur mind and live in the moment??

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Children are a necessary evil

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@Persian_Zaddy @YouTube Shit I’m wrapped up in the web atm

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There is neurosis in the air

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Spring is in the air

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Springtime to you is _______