Pauly Wallnuts

A hotdog is a sandwich. Living my best life.

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@Philly_Mays Max the goat 🐐🐐🐐

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@John_Fanta @DrakeBulldogsMB

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@tslice05 @Phillies They call that the Philly special.

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@JonRothstein Almost more life altering than a 10-day trip to Europe.

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Let's hear those anytime tuddies @BrendenDeeg_

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Wake me in November.

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Total violation on @NFLonFOX for having SFvCLE audio on Philly broadcast. Criminal. @FBI

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@flagdirt This and your sibian 1 and 2!

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@flagdirt Yikes.

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@flagdirt https://t.co/obbnVTdK8h

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@flagdirt @FloRacing Gotta put it on the Spotify funeral mix playlist to make it official.

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Broooosky!

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Bryce Harper makes his return to the Bank tonight.

That's his phucking house

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@sniffkisser @UnderArmour Check out the 32degrees stuff you can get for like $8-10/pair and does the job too

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@ESPNFANSUPPORT please inbox me says my account is deactivated and no direction on how to fix.

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@philadecker Where have you been dude. Time for Perfect Match.

[Jennifer Slay❤️ @jennwilliams23]

It’s SuperBowl time so let’s do the new Grey Slay SB jerseys! 🔥🔥 RT for a chance to win! I’ll pick 2 winners Monday! #FlyEaglesFly

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I feel seen.

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@WMPhoenixOpen Gotta bring @jpizz3 for his 40th birthday since me and all the golf bros are hitting the big 4-0 this year. And as a plus, we can plow beers and scream with the best of em.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

HEY, EAGLES: The Cowboys will see you next weekend at your place. This time we will have our starting QB and so will you. But at full strength, we are a little better than you. You'll see. Bye, Eagles, bye.