isa

Names isaiah and im pretty neato. k9 unit

[isa @offxcer]

Its pronounced "eye-zah" and not "ee-sa" btw

[isa @offxcer]

@twinkgore I'm so glad you heard

[isa @offxcer]

@twinkgore Why

[isa @offxcer]

@twinkgore You got arrested.

[isa @offxcer]

@quirozcommaalec Do your balls hurt

[isa @offxcer]

You really can't look at a person the same after youve heard them having sex with their boyfriend almost every day for like. A year

[isa @offxcer]

I wish abel would just pop my eardrums like he keeps threatening to I do not want to be hearing anything ever again

[isa @offxcer]

Abel put my hand in warm water while i slept and now my bed is wet :(

[isa @offxcer]

When abels sneezing ruins the mood

[isa @offxcer]

Boyfriend: *next to me* Me: *in my head* Holy fuck i cant believe im so lucky *out loud* "Fuck,"

[isa @offxcer]

Come to the living room @fish_emo

[james @fish_emo]

Me thinking about Isa:

[isa @offxcer]

I love my boyfriend!!!

[isa @offxcer]

@princeofcansado @twinkgore Good!! Everyone deserves occasional flavor of celebration sex

[isa @offxcer]

@fish_emo *tire squealing noises*

[isa @offxcer]

@twinkgore Why can't you just appreciate me for saying this

[isa @offxcer]

Does getting pets count as a good time to implement celebratory sex? Like congrats, your in charge of an animal lets fuck to celebrate

[isa @offxcer]

Tfw you, your boyfriend and your roommate go and adopt a dog and a cat only for you to get a call saying ur getting assigned a k9

[isa @offxcer]

@fish_emo (I'm also kidding i love you too)

[isa @offxcer]

@fish_emo No its okay shes also my new dep don't worry about it

[james @fish_emo]

ISA IS HERE 💘💘😁😁