Brian Park

Azn-American living a disenchanted life.

[Brian Park @offyello]

@DJZimmie Try convenience store cashier. Ever been assaulted cuz their ebt/debit card declined?

[Brian Park @offyello]

@Delta 90 mins & still counting on hold just to add my newborn to my flight. Maybe have an option on your website to add an under 2 child to my itinerary also don't tell me the next available person is in 1 minute.#onhold #longwait #elevatormusic #shittywebdesign
#DeltaAirlines

[Brian Park @offyello]

@foxnewsradio

[Brian Park @offyello]

how could anyone still vote/support for this bumbling idiot! #TrumpIsNotWell #TrumpTheDisaster #AmericaOrTrump

[Axios @axios]

.@jonathanvswan: “Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases. I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the U.S. is really bad. Much worse than South Korea, Germany, etc.”

@realdonaldtrump: “You can’t do that.”

Swan: “Why can’t I do that?”

[Brian Park @offyello]

Omg!! hilarious!

[Brian Park @offyello]

@realDonaldTrump it was always great you just turned it into a murky swamp. tiny hands, broke ass, no friends, loser.

[Brian Park @offyello]

@realDonaldTrump at least sleepy Joe's got bigger balls than you do, you snivelling coward hiding in your White Castle and calling the army on the very people you serve #cowardtrump #TrumpGolfsYouDie #BunkerBoyTrump #JoeBiden2020

[Brian Park @offyello]

@realDonaldTrump is this what you wanted when you said #maga? you wanted to relive your childhood? police attacking unarmed civilians?race relations at all time low? enticing violence? #GeorgeFloyd #RevolutionIsComing #AnyoneButTrump2020 #TrumpCriminal #JoeBidenForPresident2020

[Brian Park @offyello]

Never fails @verizon, you have the coverage but u can't get it right near heavily populated areas. LAX/don't work, HNL/nope, DTLA/nope If ur gonna be charging us for service how bout upgrading your towers instead of racing for 5G #verizonfail #verizonsucks

[Brian Park @offyello]

@verizon absolutely unacceptable! What's the point of unleashing 5g when you can only offer 3.5mb/s for your LTE 4G. #verizonsucks #slowLTEspeeds #tmobile might be better

[Brian Park @offyello]

You know, china. You messed up, you got the masses so angry that even the local porn sites are telling the people to put their libido away and protest #ChinaWakeUp #thepeople #peacefulprotest

[Brian Park @offyello]

The earth can't be #flat, did you see @Dame_Lillard 's shot on @okcthunder #RipCity #FlatEarth #straightkiller #NBAPlayoffs

[Brian Park @offyello]

Wow, good job @budweiserusa and the marketing team that made this spot. @DwyaneWade props to you for how you played and how you live as a man. #DWade #forever #theman

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Ahead of @DwyaneWade's final regular season game, Budweiser delivers the most non-traditional tribute video. It's a must watch.

[Brian Park @offyello]

@PreetBharara My

[Brian Park @offyello]

Damn, just came back into the country had flawless mobile data and voice. Just landed in @flyLAXairport and reactivated my phone to crappy service. #thanks @verizon take my money and run

[Brian Park @offyello]

@BrendanSchaub @walmart does, don't forget we the tax payers subsidize Walmarts employees so that their shareholders can get Max profits.

[Brian Park @offyello]

Crisis averted. #thankgod for #fruitsnacks now those darn kids can get off my lawn #cranky #oldman

[Brian Park @offyello]

Thought I was gonna get beat up by a mob of 7/8 yr olds when I told them I ran out of candy. They started to organise and camp out in front of my door. Looked like "occupy" #Halloween #scary

[Brian Park @offyello]

Wow loving that I pay for internet that goes down all the time. Makes you wonder where these telecoms spent our tax dollars on so called infrastructure #netneutrality #spectrumoutage #telecomsshouldbeanutility

[James Comey @Comey]

Democrats, please, please don’t lose your minds and rush to the socialist left. This president and his Republican Party are counting on you to do exactly that. America’s great middle wants sensible, balanced, ethical leadership.