Josie McCoy

devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes #parodyaccount

[Satan @s8n]

Hello, what the fuck?

[Satan @s8n]

In Heaven every month is no nut november

[Satan @s8n]

it’s getting cold, come to hell to get nice and toasty! stay warm sinners!

[Satan @s8n]

Do me a favour and shut the fuck up

[⨂ PridefulSin @ReignOfPride]

The 7 Stages of Twitter:

1. Create an account

2. You don't understand the app.

3. You don't visit for a couple months

4. You delete the app to create more space.

5. Years later, you download the app again.

6. You switch to dark mode.

7. You become addicted.

[Satan @s8n]

Fuck you

[Satan @s8n]

Listen here bitch.

Fuck you.

[Satan @s8n]

Wake up you nerd it’s time to sin

[Satan @s8n]

Plant
Some
Fucking
Trees

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Me: “Can I use the bathroom?”

Teacher: “I don't know CAN you?”

Me:

[Josie McCoy @ofhercatears]

yep... that's waldorf alright

[Satan @s8n]

What
The
Fuck

[Satan @s8n]

Get out of church you traitors

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

no one:

me in my room at 2am with no pants on:

[Wajed🍉 @peaceforsoulss]

nobody:

android users:

[James Charles @jamescharles]

Be kind to one another. It’s not that hard.

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Me in class taking a picture of the notes that I'll never look at again

[🥸⁷ ⊙⊝⊜ @vopeinthebox]

I just found out the word bed looks like a bed