︎ ︎︎ ︎︎︎
︎ ︎︎ ︎︎
︎ ︎︎ ︎︎it was a joke. you know how much i love to joke. ✨
︎ ︎︎ ︎︎i can be entertaining when i want to be. most days, i just don’t find it appropriate. i am a loyal servant to the econonomy, after all.
I see!
Very well! Whatever banter suits your fancy I'm glad to comply! Calling an almost identical copy of yourself ugly is quite the howdoyoudo~ however. Consider my curiosity piqued!
You seem like an entertaining fellow to me~!
︎ ︎︎ ︎︎
︎ ︎︎ ︎︎
︎ ︎︎ ︎︎we’re like good cop bad cop but if we were both bad and evil and we did bad things but one of us is cuter ( me) and one of us is uhlgly (you)
︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎
︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹 to even have the light of day. This is
a good opportunity for you, Rody. ”
* NORMAL GUY digs through his cabinet and
takes out a file.
︎ ︎︎ ︎︎“ Let’s take a look at that resume. ”
︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎
︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ “ I don’t think that’s any way to speak to
your future higher-up. I’d appreciate a little
more kindness, especially considering the
fact that there are people out there who
would —>
⠀⠀⠀hand lifts, rubbing at his eye idly [ and a little frustratedly ! ] ... talk about unwilling && unsuspecting visit!
⠀⠀⠀“ just make it quick, would you ? ”
︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎
︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ “ Great! I’m so glad we’re on the same page!
Don’t take what I said to heart. I read on today’s
paper that fear makes for an effective leading
strategy and I wanted to see how it’d work. —>
ㅤ
You’re just saying that to mess with me !
( accusatory pointing, alas, intimidated anyways, he rolls his eyes and looks away with the resemblance of a pout ) I already said i’d do it. Don’t go gettin’ all weird and cryptic on me.