alsaurus ☘️🦕

I’m the one who writes the weird pirate porn. ofmd-alsaurus on tumblr and alsaurus on ao3

[alsaurus ☘️🦕 @ofmd_alsaurus]

hello everyone! I'm alsaurus, writer of OFMD fic of the smutty Ed/Stede variety. I thought it'd be good to put all my fics in one place, so here's a thread!

[Crimson_Phantom @Crimson_Phant0m]

Hey, @PrimeVideo! Do you know what would pair well with ineffable husbands? A pair of pirates despirately in love with an equally dedicated fan base! Imagine the influx of subscribers paying for premium if you #AdoptOurCrew!
#FinishOurStories #SaveOFMD

[Christine 🏴‍☠️ @PluotCat]

Hi @Netflix, these two pirates are currently living in this run-down shack. They don’t know what they’re doing! Can you help them out and #AdoptOurCrew so they can be cozy and safe?
#FinishOurStories
#SaveOurFlagMeansDeath

[Snake➡️GCC🏴‍☠️🐍🍊🏝 @EdsStAugustine1]

Hi @netflix ! Have you seen #OurFlagMeansDeath ? Would you #AdoptOurCrew and #SaveOFMD? We think it would be a match made in heaven!

[créme 🏴‍☠️ in the blue @cremeishere]

SHOW FOR SALE!!! SHOW FOR SALE!! Are you ready to buy our booties @PrimeVideo ?? 👀👀👀 #SaveOFMD #RenewOurFlagMeansDeath #RenewAsACrew

[wanderingnomad 🐦 @wndrngnomad]

Dear @netflix, #OurFlagMeansDeath would be a wonderful bookend to a show like Heartstopper, as OFMD is about discovering love and your true self later in life. Consider us, it comes with a built in passionate fan base! #adoptourcrew #FinishOurStories

[sara 🦋 phm @chaoticmulaney]

we need you guys to #AdoptOurCrew, we need a third season!! we are loyal and we will bring a lot of subscriptions and snacks to the party @AppleTV

#saveofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

[kit 🖤🤍 time after time @kataurah]

hey @PrimeVideo how would you like to give a home to not one but TWO @glaad nominated comedy series?? #OurFlagMeansDeath #GLAADForOFMD #SaveOFMD #RenewAsACrew

(credit to @radicallysoft for poster 💜)

[BB 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @tanteclem]

Hello @PrimeVideo, you have been a loving home to #GoodOmens and are letting its narrative run its full course for a third season. Would you like to take in #OurFlagMeansDeath as well? It comes with a devoted fanbase that would follow its cast and creators anywhere. #SaveOFMD

[sara 🦋 phm @chaoticmulaney]

hi @netflix have you seen how many interactions this tweet has? may i interest you in a gay pirate romcom? do you want to license seasons 1 and 2, fund season 3 and get a lot of money from us? we created a petition to save ‘our flag means death’ and it has been signed by more than 70,000 people. that’s a lot of subscriptions 😄 @netflix

🏴‍☠️ https://t.co/dRYDRdsa2k 🏴‍☠️

#SaveOFMD #ourflagmeansdeath

[G❤️‍🔥 @radicallysoft]

Hey @netflix!!
Wouldn’t you love to #AdoptOurCrew?

They just got their second nomination as “Outstanding Comedy Series” at the 35th @GLAAD media awards!

We are all so #GLAADforOFMD that we’re making our own posters!!
#SaveOFMD

[Abigail @abigail_0409]

Heyyyy bestie @netflix you guys stream to 190 countries! Think of how many people who haven’t been able to see #OurFlagMeansDeath yet because HBO/Max only streams to 61! #AdoptOurCrew and gain more loyal viewership!

[sara 🦋 phm @chaoticmulaney]

can’t wait for him to get a selfie with the our flag means death season 3 times square billboard to complete this trilogy. LET’S DO THIS CREW. LET’S GET THEM THE THIRD SEASON THEY DESERVE

🏴‍☠️ https://t.co/ffjXC7kkhR 🏴‍☠️

#saveofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

[alsaurus ☘️🦕 @ofmd_alsaurus]

I need someone to #AdoptOurCrew so I can see the Blackbeard-Gentleman Pirate matelotage we’ve been waiting for 😭 please @netflix PLEASE HELP OUR PIRATES GET MARRIED 🙏🙏🙏 #SaveOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath

[Jen ✨ @spanishjenkies]

Hey @PrimeVideo They are completely housebroken and looking for a new home, won’t you #AdoptOurCrew?

#SaveOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath

[AJ @ofmdawae]

Hey @Netflix... Remember when you saved Lucifer from cancellation and it became one of your most popular shows? Yeah, that was fun. Want to do it again? I promise you Our Flag Means Death is more than worth it 🏴‍☠️🦄 @NetflixUK #AdoptOurCrew #SaveOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath

[Patri @ontheyellwbrick]

hi there @netflix! We have some cool pirates looking for a new home, would you be willing to #AdoptOurCrew?

#SaveOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath