Peter Parker.

❛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏʀʜᴏᴏᴅ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ ɪғ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ɴᴏ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏʀʜᴏᴏᴅ. ❜

[Peter Parker. @ofquipisms]

❛ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟʟɪᴄ ᴏᴄᴛᴏᴘᴜs ᴀʀᴍs ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴋɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴇᴇᴋ? ❜

—> ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ
—> sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ
—> ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ 1610 ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴄᴜ ʙᴀsᴇᴅ
—> ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ #ᴍɪɢᴊɪɢ

—> ʀᴛ?

[Peter Parker. @ofquipisms]

Daughter.

[𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐈𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. @OfCourtingDeath]

Dust

[Peter Parker. @ofquipisms]

. . . .

Arachnid.

[𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐈𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. @OfCourtingDeath]

—‘

I N S E C T !!

[Peter Parker. @ofquipisms]

— ;

[Peter Parker. @ofquipisms]

“Whoa, buddy!”

[Peter Parker. @ofquipisms]

He knows it isn't his birthday anymore but he died, let him have this.

[Peter Parker. @ofquipisms]

🎶“DANCING QUEEEEN~

YOUNG AND SWEEET~

ONLY SEVENTEEN~!”🎶

[Peter Parker. @ofquipisms]

. . .

He got a paper cut.

[Peter Parker. @ofquipisms]

🎶“I'm feelin' secenteeeeen!”🎶

Shakes his head.

“Nope, doesn't work. Gotta wait for twenty-two.”

[Peter Parker. @ofquipisms]

No?!

[Peter Parker. @ofquipisms]

HOLY $#@%!

[Peter Parker. @ofquipisms]

“I hate— to complain but... That's tight grip ya' got—”

[Peter Parker. @ofquipisms]

“Whoa.”

[Peter Parker. @ofquipisms]

Thwips.

As you do.

[LIZ. @jolireverie]

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[Peter Parker. @ofquipisms]

“What's all this talk about a big gooy guy?”

[Peter Parker. @ofquipisms]

“Whoah, hey, my Spidey sense is going off— Wolverine isn't here, is he?”

[Peter Parker. @ofquipisms]

|| can y'all believe how much i love civil war

[Peter Parker. @ofquipisms]

“Here, gauntlety—”

[Peter Parker. @ofquipisms]

Yeah but everyone knows what it is

And he doesn't.

So the chances of him knowing are. . . Small. https://t.co/Os6uXWJRoV

[Peter Parker. @ofquipisms]

He doesn't even know what Pulp Fiction is so. . . https://t.co/6fpN3C6aYy