jimbo

I have bad music taste. Show love. #lgm

[jimbo @ofsoftahg]

Picture this: it's 2018. Hanging with lady friend. She asks, "what are we?" You, an intellectual, respond, "I'm just a notch in your bed post and you're just a line in a song." Pete Wentz appears. It's actually 2005. You're at a FOB concert. Living your best life.

[PetersonIsKing @Peterson_IsKing]

Pirates receive: Jeff McNeil

Mets receive: Paul Skenes

Who says no?

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

Cursed Glove of Carnal Copulation:

+5 strength
+5 dexterity
+10 all resistances
+80 frenzy build up to user
-50 intelligence

[Sam Maxwell @THE_SamMaxwell]

Alright, who did this?

[This Day in Mets History @NYMhistory]

Me rn

[𝖝𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖕𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖊𝖝 @hicksinferno]

“You should listen to Hot Mulligan” hey man I love you but no fucking way

[Phill @MeekPhill_]

Sources are telling me that multiple players that many expected to opt out of their deals for several months are opting outing of their deals today

[jack @Jolly_Olive]

All-time traumatic loss as a sports fan. Sorry to my Jays fans friends on here

[quonkie @Quonkies]

fortnite servers and the epic games launcher

[Ben Porter @Ben13Porter]

I’m sorry but this is so lame. Field the ball dude.

[Scooter McGavin @scottydd16]

Shut up

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

What an absolutely monumental piss blast of homerun in Toronto to take the lead to go to the World Series and get swept by a team with a 4 billion dollar payroll and a 6 foot 8 Japanese guy with a gambling addiction that pitches and hits bombs

[arm’s length @armslengthblues]

are arm’s length pits called armpits

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Sometimes the funniest movie scenes are hidden in kids’ movies.

[TomHoefWrites @TomHoefWrites]

There is zero chance I will ever “feel” for any other team ever suffering a big loss on a bonehead play. Every time the Mets kick the ball around you’ve got 29 other fanbases & the national baseball media tweeting “LOLMets,” Jeff included.

So #PhiLOLies it is.

[Phill @MeekPhill_]

Tarik Skubal for Tylor Megill Ronny Mauricio and Mr Met

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

damn so he just chill in the house all day digging in his butt?