Will

38, Stoke, Ytsejammer, Reformed Leftie. 41/92 Likes rollercoasters, F1, gibbons, liquorice and metal. Dislikes influencers, influenza & Arsenal. CC 700+

[Will @oftenwill88]

My nudes not in profile.

You have to buy me dinner first.

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Is it me, or is the pollen count actually higher this week? Eurgh.

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@black_bhoy_ They don't like it when we borrow?

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@CBHeresy Wow. David Beckham's fallen on hard times...

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@frogNscorpion I'm on my daytime account - I didn't need to read any of those words...

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@govt_corrupt That seems alright to me...

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Boredom level: International friendly

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Janice Soprano is ANNOYING 😄

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@FBAwayDays Oh dear, oh dear...

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This dude has blocked me. Wow.

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I still want switching off long before 'having someone wheel my bed into the garden' becomes the highlight of my day...

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This dude has now stopped me being able to reply, despite the fact that I agree with most of his stuff...

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Gods, it's tedious on here today

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Or not...

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I've got three different weather forecasts for this morning. Tune in to find out which one is right...

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The 8AM storm didn't happen. I think the 12PM storm might...

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We're not gonna take it has to be the most ironic song since You're So Vain...

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The End of Oak Street says 'we have Jurassic Park II at home'.

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This Numan advert is mildly disturbing...

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@GBPolitcs @SkyNews Surely you mean 'ignoring'

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@NoContextBrits You need to finish cooking the bacon.

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This idiot tried to dry washing on the line. This idiot is an idiot.

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We had a half term AND a bank holiday, but apparently TODAY is the day to work on the A519 and A34 simultaneously. Can the right hand and left hand please start communicating with each other?