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Former Best Buy employee and current masters student incapable of making bad decisions. Dm for an n-word pass 😀

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My boyfriend is an intellectual

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@Realbenledrew Does he wanna join my band

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@muraybeth I think we all know why 😵‍💫

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Dana Metcalfe says the n word more naturally than I do 😭

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@Realbenledrew @muraybeth When I reach that level of desperation you guys will be the first to know I promise ❤️

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Does anyone in St. John’s wanna join my Nirvana cover band

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@DyhZar_ Tu rêves

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First birthday without the Queen. Doesn’t feel good 😔😔

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@jiffycabs

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Do you have to have The Audacity™ before working at Jiffy Cabs? Or do you get that once you start working there?

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@Miltonboydrew Today at ~2:30pm lol, can’t get the date to change

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@SigHillParking @muraybeth They had me place a bet on bet365 on their behalf LOL

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@mrieflan @ElizabethRGlenn So true I’ve never thought about cbc gem in my life

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@BOTB_Dreamcars Tesla Model S Signature

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@mrieflan She has a point

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@mrieflan True LOL

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Don’t worry everyone, Phil changed his password before this was tweeted. Also the account this was for wouldn’t even be worth hacking 💀

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My boyfriend is an intellectual

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@ofureonline “Hacking Phillip was almost too easy. His password was ‘apples,’ same one he’s had since he was six. All it took me was knowing his favorite fruit, and I was in. I owned his whole system”

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@YouPayMeInGold It’s part of a halloween costume LOL

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@muraybeth Honestly fair