Artificer

The pyromaniac slugcat
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[Artificer @ofviolentendss]

𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙙 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙢𝙨... 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩.

[Artificer @ofviolentendss]

@Whisk_leaf72 You didn't hear this from me, but there are a few spare lurking outside my den.

Take them and tell no one where you found them.

[Artificer @ofviolentendss]

I mistook a pearl for a bomb and made a scavs day better on accident.

Whoops. They can keep it.

[Artificer @ofviolentendss]

@Purple_longlegs I would rather you didn't try to turn me purple.

Thank you for the offer however..

[Artificer @ofviolentendss]

@Purple_longlegs Why the hell are you purple now?! What have I missed?

[Artificer @ofviolentendss]

@hunterslugcat Better not have been spreading misinformation about me while I was gone!

[Artificer @ofviolentendss]

Did you actually believe them?

[The Hunter @hunterslugcat]

@ofviolentendss its kind of sad how artificer died in her sleep on January 25th 2025

[Artificer @ofviolentendss]

Has anyone seen Pebbles? I can't find him and his chamber is locked.

[Artificer @ofviolentendss]

Very expected breaking news:

King Scav finds out how brittle roofs are and has a breakdown.

[KING SCAV @KingScavvy123]

UNEXPECTED BREAKING NEWS. A FUCKING FAT ASS BROKE THROUGH THE CEILING OF MY FUCKING APARTMENT. THIS IS THE PHOTO THAT I TOOK OF THAT FAT FAT FAT FATTY FAT FAT

[Artificer @ofviolentendss]

@ScavengerRW Sleep. Now. Or I'lll knock you out myself

[Artificer @ofviolentendss]

Wawa waaw waahh.

Oh I forgot you don't understand slugcat...

You should get some sleep and take care of yourselves.

Yes for once, this also applies to Scavengers.

[Artificer @ofviolentendss]

Thanksgiving.

Yea you Scavengers should be thankful I was on a break till today!

Hope you lot spent time with your families!

[Artificer @ofviolentendss]

What if I just... hmmm I don't know..

Showed up at your front door with an explosive spear? I would only use it if you're a scav

[Artificer @ofviolentendss]

Threw a white pained grenade at a scav and they thought it was a pearl.

What followed was true art work!!

[Artificer @ofviolentendss]

@YourboySCAV The only things he's about to eat is the fucking curb.

[Artificer @ofviolentendss]

So who's gonna tell him pearls are worthless?

[KING SCAV @KingScavvy123]

My height is 4'11 but with my porls? at least 7 feet

[Artificer @ofviolentendss]

@Five__Pebbles And this is why you're the better iterator!!!

[Artificer @ofviolentendss]

I told a slugcat I have issues seeing long distance so they tried to give me glasses.

I couldn't see their logic... or the glasses they were trying to hand me...

[Artificer @ofviolentendss]

Politics this, politics that.

Just let me at them and I'll show I can do a better job!!!

[Artificer @ofviolentendss]

Arti-fisher....

That pun was bad ascend me now....