Evan Martinez

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

This pic of Meghan Trainor and the kid from Spy Kids leaving a sex shop with a bag of dildos is truly haunting

[Evan Martinez @og_cheeseboy]

not sure if a super chilly room or a super toasty room is more conducive to getting up on time for work

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Look, we all want to watch Avengers and X-Men fight, but this Disney-Fox merger still sucks https://t.co/ypCkBS6uCB

[Adam Serwer 🍝 @AdamSerwer]

Watching the Roy Moore re-endorsements I'm reminded of the many, many times I've seen white people on cable news arguing black culture is excessively tolerant of criminal behavior.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Study: Human Ability To Cooperate Most Strongly Exhibited When Ordering Pizza https://t.co/GD9Z7oxNyV

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.

[Evan Martinez @og_cheeseboy]

@BrimyselfandI This is dope

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

How embarrassing to be human.

[bald headed girl dad @zethchillis]

Men are trash
I am compost

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

I have to say this in defense of humankind: No matter in what era in history, including the Garden of Eden, everybody just got there.

[Evan Martinez @og_cheeseboy]

There's a reality where the Red Sox won the 1986 World Series and dippin dots are still sacred

[Tim Fullerton @TimFullerton]

Imagine seeing millions of people in total ruin and thinking, yeah, I’ll make this about me. https://t.co/XPVmJnFbzt

[Evan Martinez @og_cheeseboy]

Stay woke because one day Wal-Mart and Amazon will own a 95% stake in the presidency

[Evan Martinez @og_cheeseboy]

If you believe we are not in an alien simulation rn then wtf are you doing

[Evan Martinez @og_cheeseboy]

Breaking News from the homefront: my little siblings are almost glowed up

[Evan Martinez @og_cheeseboy]

the world swirls and I follow obediently

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the Universe.

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Colin Kaepernick- Son of a Bitch

Joe Arpaio- Pardoned

Just in case you ever questioned that "White Supremacist" comment

#TakeAKnee