elliottcurry_

viens ici maintenant uhhhhhhh

[elliottcurry_ @og_mudbone666]

@realDonaldTrump You are fucking retarded...

[Bush Leaguer @BushLeague101]

Y’all ever notice when you’re on-deck and can’t find your batting gloves you lose trust in everyone?

Me: “Are you sitting on my gloves?”

- “No”

Also me: “Stand up”

[Bush Leaguer @BushLeague101]

If you fake bunt 3-0 your mom’s a hoe

[Bush Leaguer @BushLeague101]

THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

RT for Baseball
Like for Softball

[Bush Leaguer @BushLeague101]

offspeed pitches vs. me

[Bush Leaguer @BushLeague101]

Like if you’re a ballplayer for a follow

[Bush Leaguer @BushLeague101]

Hitting approach based on the count:

0-0: Daddy hack
0-1: Daddy hack
0-2: Daddy hack
1-0: Daddy hack
2-0: Daddy hack
3-0: Daddy hack
1-1: Daddy hack
2-1: Daddy hack
3-1: Daddy hack
1-2: Daddy hack
2-2: Daddy hack
3-2: Daddy hack

[Bush Leaguer @BushLeague101]

Can you name all 9 ways to reach 1st?

[Bush Leaguer @BushLeague101]

if you throw offspeed ur mom’s a hoe

[elliottcurry_ @og_mudbone666]

@BushLeague101 BIG SEXYYYY

[Bush Leaguer @BushLeague101]

With Adrián Beltré retiring from the MLB, there is now only one active player who played during the 1990’s

[Bush Leaguer @BushLeague101]

How many servings of Thanksgiving food are you going to eat tonight?

Me:

[Bush Leaguer @BushLeague101]

Relevant Thanksgiving Dinner Topics:

- Is Manny Machado a dirty player?
- How much is Bryce Harper worth?
- Do you like the “Opener” strategy?
- Who will make the Hall of Fame?
- Anyone down to go play long toss?

[Bush Leaguer @BushLeague101]

*Thanksgiving Day Team Group Text*

Softball Players vs. Baseball Players

[elliottcurry_ @og_mudbone666]

Y’all hear about that new liquid soup, shits crazy ain’t never seen nothin like it

[Bush Leaguer @BushLeague101]

So proud to announce that I will be signing my National Letter of Intent to play baseball for MU next season

[elliottcurry_ @og_mudbone666]

When the ump gives you some seeds

[Bush Leaguer @BushLeague101]

*Ball 2 feet off of the plate*

Ump: STRIKE!

Me:

[Bush Leaguer @BushLeague101]

Umpire: hey watch your language

Me: oh shit fuck sorry