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[Ogam Ogam 𝕏 @ogamdev]

GGMU❤️

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na vijana hapa kwa university of life kuna kitu tunaita packaging. The way you treat and carry yourself precedes how those around you will treat you. It is very important you handle yourself with dignity. It has never been about how much money one has. Na ndio maana mtu kama Ombachi akiweka picha ya kipii yake hapa comment section ni “ow he so cute”. Lakini Abuya wa chelsea akianika watoto yake pia the same day comment section inakaa Vietnam. Mkiwaita fermented babies. Buana somethings you will learn the hard way

[David @Justtdavid_]

the way life continues after someone dies is one of the most humbling and frightening realities.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

The smell of this drug

[Ogam Ogam 𝕏 @ogamdev]

@aaren_10 Poor cable management

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

KNEC has launched a new online platform that allows KCSE and KCPE candidates to download digital copies of their certificates.

Applicants will pay Sh1,200 plus VAT after identity verification to access the certificates.

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

A picture of an African dictator who deploys acoustic weapons against his citizens to turn them deaf.

[👍 @CLINT419]

how can they call it luck when we showed up everyday.

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

When it comes to getting things done, you basically have three options:
1. Knowing a guy;
2. Knowing a guy who knows a guy; or
3. Being the guy.

[Paris @Aphelele_Monti]

Calling me after 10pm and before 9am (if you’re not my partner) is taking chances. There’s not a single thing I can do for you in between these times.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kule pande ya Lavington inasemekana ukipatwa umeanika nguo kwa balcony wanakupiga fine. For destroying the Neighborhood status aesthetics. Kama huna washing machine ni unapatia househelp nguo anateremka nazo kwake kawangware anazianika huko. Mido cras problems aisee

[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN.
You asked. You shared. You demanded it.
So we're bringing it back. The Gallery of Ruto's Lies returns for a special re-air today—the Eighth Day.
🕤 9:30 PM
Don't miss it. Only on KTN.

#ChekiKTN #FactsFirst

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Wallahi niwahi skia mtu amefanya Botany anataka kuwa president tena.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Yesterday was a big success and now confirms 25th June will always be a holiday. Sometimes Kenyans should not jump, jump on the roads for maandamano to be successful.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

At the end of the day you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice

[Mwirigi Wa Kibaki @KingOfMeru]

Did you know......

To have a net take-home pay of exactly KES 70,000, you need to earn a monthly gross salary of approximately KES 101,150.

31k taken by Ruto so that he can hire private jet.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Dear TUTAM supporters, please check on your guy..By all means, he should not lose his mind before experiencing the wrath of the people in 2027!!! NA BADO.🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️

[OPUK™ @ItsOpuk]

Mimi naisha bana

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

The President has lied so much that when The Standard highlighted some, not all, some of his lies, he couldn't believe it was him... He couldn't believe there is a human who can lie like that...

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Ruto lies all the time. He even lied about today being a normal working day.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Ruto, just fix the country, and the headlines will fix themselves - Martha Karua