Amy Bowden

Professional Role Model, Reluctant Parental Figure, Substandard Wife, Trusted News Source

[Amy Bowden @ogamyb]

Elon Musk is to Donald Trump what Dwight Schrute is to Michael Scott.

[Amy Bowden @ogamyb]

https://t.co/iSxkHJOPt3

[Amy Bowden @ogamyb]

Rest assured that if I ever go France, I am packing a burkini for the beach.

[Amy Bowden @ogamyb]

Fuck France. Those fuckers need to give Haiti their 30 billion dollars back.

[Amy Bowden @ogamyb]

@joshtpm I think the last time fascists rallied at MSG was in 1939.

[Amy Bowden @ogamyb]

A close relative of mine is a teacher who only smokes crack sometimes

[Amy Bowden @ogamyb]

@DarkMSolvent Heinreichen

[Amy Bowden @ogamyb]

Time to get my yard straight so I can put up my Harris Walz sign without my Trump supporting neighbors talking about 2 things they don't like about me

[Amy Bowden @ogamyb]

My only regret in life is not becoming a dominatrix and letting my true light shine

[Amy Bowden @ogamyb]

Conservatives: Do you think Democratic states abort babies after birth or abort baby's afterbirth?

[Amy Bowden @ogamyb]

The man who took out a full page ad in the failing NYT calling for the execution of five innocent black children is trying to convince us that he's not racist. Like not even a little bit?

[Amy Bowden @ogamyb]

Happy birthday to the obese, petulant, deceitful, racist, crooked, felonious, narcissistic, geriatric fascist loser of the last election.

[Amy Bowden @ogamyb]

Biden is a pregnancy scare
Trump is genital warts
#Biden2024

[Amy Bowden @ogamyb]

MAGAts are sheep in patriot clothing

[Amy Bowden @ogamyb]

The Impotence of Being Ernest
#UncouthCatalogues

[Mandy Amory 🇰🇳🇺🇦 @LilMissMystic]

David Cop-A-Feel #UncouthCatalogues

[Amy Bowden @ogamyb]

@ThatEricAlper The Godfather
Keep Diane Keaton

[Amy Bowden @ogamyb]

Mmm K Bop
#SongsGoneAsian

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

There is *nothing* you care about that survives a 6-3 Republican court for a generation. Nothing.
I don’t know how many times the Court has to prove that to people before liberals unify and act.

[Amy Bowden @ogamyb]

@summerahrens I'm a woman who doesn't own a wallet or a purse.