byron, the exploder

[byron, the exploder @ogbobbyjohn_]

21 minutes and counting in the @ChickfilA drive thru line with the breakfast deadline quickly approaching. What was once a comfortable breakfast win is now going into OT and I’m going to do something that cannot be reversed.

[byron, the exploder @ogbobbyjohn_]

@MLBTheShow I log on with my best Juneteenth attitude, pockets full and ready to spend and you still can’t get your servers right. Second time this week except this time with my Juneteenth attitude.

[byron, the exploder @ogbobbyjohn_]

Step into a Slim Jim? Nah. You need to step into a real gym, slim.

[byron, the exploder @ogbobbyjohn_]

Peeing while slapping your bladder like a wine bag

[byron, the exploder @ogbobbyjohn_]

Me: *at the Chick-fil-a drive thru* Yeah can I get a 4ct mini meal
Loyal CFA associate: are you getting your coffee today?
Me: yup

[byron, the exploder @ogbobbyjohn_]

Bad idea #1 - Plastic toilet paper

[byron, the exploder @ogbobbyjohn_]

Top Gun was steeze as fuck but they fumbled the bag not having Mav smoke cigs

[byron, the exploder @ogbobbyjohn_]

Hot summer day ordering in person at the local Chick-fil-A and the dude in front of me asks for milk as his beverage. Get a fucking room dude

[byron, the exploder @ogbobbyjohn_]

That breakfast team at Chick-fil-A in Delran turns on the coffee pot every damn day with my face in mind. #freerealestate

[byron, the exploder @ogbobbyjohn_]

Never let a wishbone grow where a backbone should

[byron, the exploder @ogbobbyjohn_]

Walking behind an army dude when drops the box he’s holding full of recruiting shit. Being the gentleman I am, I stop to assist.

He thanks me for my service.

[byron, the exploder @ogbobbyjohn_]

Get on my fucking level

[byron, the exploder @ogbobbyjohn_]

Poeltl 36 - 1/8 - 👤1

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[byron, the exploder @ogbobbyjohn_]

If you get a salt bagel go fuck yourself

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIP John Clayton

https://t.co/wkvM7w5SSW

[byron, the exploder @ogbobbyjohn_]

@leobolona Odds he want to Cleveland to get more girls to finger his brown