Bustamanté

protein dispenser

[Bustamanté @OGDangerBoi]

Babe I swear I only said “where all the hoes at?” Because I just want to stay away from that area.

[Bustamanté @OGDangerBoi]

Amelia Earhart wasn’t even blind or deaf they just made that up to sell more airplanes

[Bustamanté @OGDangerBoi]

Acetaminophen is easy to pronounce.

It ends with “minnow fin”
And “aceta-“ sounds like “I see da” as in “I see da Epstein files haven’t been released yet.”

[Bustamanté @OGDangerBoi]

Every day we get closer to protein vaping. You know someone is in a lab creating new cancers trying to figure this out.

[Bustamanté @OGDangerBoi]

@Starburst hey I got an idea. Starburst ropes

[Bustamanté @OGDangerBoi]

I’m crunching croutons loud as hell and I’m abusing Advil. my fit is trash too.

[Bustamanté @OGDangerBoi]

SHIP CAPTAIN: welcome to the first ever ocean cruise for people with ultra-rare sexual disorders

GUY WHO EJACULATES LUMBER: permission to come a board, sir?

[Bustamanté @OGDangerBoi]

lol my stoned ass thought these were indochinese mossy frogs

[Ink Blot @inkblotistan]

vietnamese mossy frogs

[Bustamanté @OGDangerBoi]

My microbiome desires high quality fermented foods does it? A little yogurt perhaps? Guess what? I don’t give a shit. I’m a megabiome, I’ll do what I want. I’ll eat a scented candle. I’ll swallow coins.

[Bustamanté @OGDangerBoi]

@DieselGlassween Shhh don’t let them know I think

[Bustamanté @OGDangerBoi]

When your insurance claim gets denied

[Bustamanté @OGDangerBoi]

@historyinmemes Kid looks a little young to be 84 years old

[Bustamanté @OGDangerBoi]

Nice outfit, loser. 2001 called, apparently something bad happened to the World Trade Center

[Bustamanté @OGDangerBoi]

What has had more cultural impact

[Raghu @IndiaTales7]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Hippos enjoying watermelon

[Bustamanté @OGDangerBoi]

I’m so sick of people telling me “stop blowing vape smoke on my baby!” Like first of all, it’s not even smoke. It’s not technically vapor either, it’s something else entirely. Secondarily, what’s the big deal? Scientists aren’t even aware of the possible health ramifications yet

[Bustamanté @OGDangerBoi]

Here I got one for ya

Me: this is my new horse, Mayo

Them: but it’s not even a white horse

Mayo: [neighs]

[Bustamanté @OGDangerBoi]

@DCMCFF They’re only just getting started friend.

[Bustamanté @OGDangerBoi]

Humans are doing the hard and boring jobs for low wage while the robots take over as the artists, writing poems and painting pictures. The future isn’t right.

[Bustamanté @OGDangerBoi]

How much crack would a crack head cook if a crack head could cook crack