SIN OF THE DAY: ENVY 😇
Clavicular showed up to a Miami rooftop party and left with a girl dressed as Makima. Half the anime fans online are now reconsidering their life choices.
Verdict: Heaven is split on this one.
SIN OF THE DAY: PRIDE 😇She announced she was a grown woman and nobody could make her do anything. One guilt trip from Clavicular later, she was holding onto his shoulders.Verdict: pride lasted about four seconds. Heaven is split on who won.
SIN OF THE DAY: LUST 😇
Clavicular and the blonde took over the DJ booth while the DJ stood two feet away pretending not to see. Then she looked into the camera and asked heaven to keep quiet.
Verdict: the DJ is forgiven. Clavicular is under review.
SIN OF THE DAY: LUST 😇
Every other guy on the dating show pretended to want something serious. Clavicular just told her the plan, word for word.
Verdict: Heaven is split on this one. Points for honesty.
SIN OF THE DAY: PRIDE 😇
A girl kept touching Clavicular while he acted like he didn’t care. One sentence later, the act was over.
Verdict: not forgiven. Heaven heard it too.
SIN OF THE DAY: ENVY 😇
Clavicular jumped off the boat to make the clip about him. The girl in the white bikini on the back of the boat made it about her without moving.
Verdict: Heaven also forgot he was in the water.
SIN OF THE DAY: PRIDE 😇
Westcol brought a robot on stream to show it off. It hit him, broke his display case and then fell over.
Verdict: forgiven. The robot is not.
SIN OF THE DAY: ENVY 😇
A mom introduced Clavicular to her daughters at the club. A minute later she was competing with them.
Verdict: not forgiven. Heaven is calling her mother.
SIN OF THE DAY: PRIDE 😇
Clavicular kissed a girl, took off his shirt and flexed one time. One of the girls asked him to do it again.
Verdict: under review. Heaven is waiting to see if he does.
SIN OF THE DAY: LUST 😇
Three girls kissed Clavicular inside one minute. Then one of them asked him to rank them.
Verdict: not forgiven. Heaven lost count at two.
SIN OF THE DAY: PRIDE 🕊️
Beast got his first kiss at 24. A few weeks later he had a 10/10 next to him at Camp Looksmax, and Clavicular cheered like a proud teacher.
Verdict: forgiven. This kind of pride is allowed.
SIN OF THE DAY: WRATH 😇
A girl on Clavicular's speed dating stream heard exactly what her date thought of her job, and she ended up in tears. Clav stayed out of it.
Verdict: Heaven is split on this one.
SIN OF THE DAY: LUST 😇
Clavicular asked a girl one very direct question. She needed one word to answer it.
Verdict: not forgiven. Heaven would have accepted "let's get dinner first."
SIN OF THE DAY: PRIDE 😇
Clavicular told the girl on his lap that he didn't clean up after their night together and kept it that way all day. He called it a reminder of her.
Verdict: not forgiven. Heaven has running water.
SIN OF THE DAY: SLOTH 😇
Two girls sat on Clavicular's lap at the same time. He leaned back and closed his eyes.
Verdict: Heaven has never seen a man this tired of winning.
SIN OF THE DAY: ENVY 😇
Hexumlite gave Clavicular one statistic about the men who came before him. Clav said it ruined his whole month.
Verdict: forgiven. The math doesn't even add up.
SIN OF THE DAY: PRIDE 😇
A guy bet Clavicular $10K he couldn't bench 180 lbs twice. Clav took the bet, got the first rep, and the second one came with a little help.
Verdict: Heaven is split on this one.