grand master oogway

tryna stay sucka-free in a world full of lollipops

[grand master oogway @oglamster]

#fromis_9 #fromis_9_Glow_ME #플로버의_비타민

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i’ve been called a noodle guy, that’s a first

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why people get so defensive about their dog? 😂
“i think your dog has fleas”

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and it’s way more scenic when i’m facing youuuu 🎶

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ima start calling soy sauce shoyu cuz it sounds cooler

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i made a mistake sending my co-workers an ig reel, not knowing it also shares my profile. now everyones adding me. ruh roh

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u look like i’m gonna wind up missin’ u

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@Nas206_ tell em 🗣️

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need to start reminding myself to take more photos.
I have so many beautiful photos that I only have captured in my mind.

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scratch that looking for 5 boo tix 👀

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looking for 1 friday boo ticket 👀

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@yuongtruong 👀

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@Epiphany850 Pop off then

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Thanks giving has arrived. 😭

[Junferno @Junferno]

When I am served half an egg at a restaurant,

I wonder to myself:

Who has the other half of my egg?

Two strangers;

Living their lives;

Sharing an egg.

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💀💀

[Hot Freestyle @HotFreestyle]

The UFC broadcast accidentally mistakes Terence Crawford for Kendrick Lamar 😭

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Feelin like Rod Wave I got a lot on my plate 💀💀

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@MrNateJackson killed it tonight 🤙🏽

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@lisamnnguyen GO LISA!! 🙌🏽

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Hit that cruise control as soon as a cop pulls behind me 😂