Patrick Fisher

[Patrick Fisher @ogpattyrick]

sometimes when im really sad, i bury myself in my moms garden and pretend that im a carrot

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Germans: Why are these grenades so accurate?
Americans on a Tuesday.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

YEAR. ROUND.

[3bucksleft @3bucksleft1]

Let Me Introduce You To My Little Friend ...

[Patrick Fisher @ogpattyrick]

will levis you have 24 hours to respond

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Iran fired more than 35 ballistic missiles into Israel tonight. Nearly all were intercepted. No injuries were reported.

[Rooba 🇦🇷 @losttlily]

twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random walking by agrees with you.

[Sean Patrick @sefo22]

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

A look back on the weird year that 2024 has been from start to finish: (a thread)

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Term limits when?

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

I never understood in movies like The Santa Clause or Elf where Santa exists, but parents don’t believe in him. Where do they think the presents come from?

[ִֶָ. ..𓂃oli🪽་༘࿐ @oliverzwoods]

“I’m terrified that this will lead to a system in which everyone has healthcare and billionaires aren’t profiting off the backs of people who are sick and dying” bro these people hate us

[Patrick Fisher @ogpattyrick]

spotify wrapped sucked this year

[doz @DozTalks]

4 OTs = punt length
6 OTs = coaches race
8 OTs = LT vs DE FADE routes

[Barstool Cuse @BarstoolCuse]

TAKE THE GOAL POST TO ONONDAGA LAKE.

[greg @greg16676935420]

If you’re going Black Friday shopping today please be a decent human being and turn your phone horizontal if you record any fights

[Joe Redden | The Older Millennial @teameffujoe]

I don’t think @AaronParnas recognizes that’s the point and YES, that’s what we voted for.

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

In case of nuclear war, I want to say a few things.

Sumo deadlifts don't count. They never have.

New Haven, CT has better pizza than NYC.

I don't regret a single crazy 5ft 2 girl I ever had a relationship with. You were all insane and represented some of the best times in my life.

I never should have quit smoking.

I should have worn Crocs more.

I should have bought a black market orangutan.

[Patrick Fisher @ogpattyrick]

dont leave out mike myers

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

We will never see anything like the “3 Mike’s”, Tyson, Jordan, Jackson…ever again.

A thread 🧵

[Thin Arms Race @thinarms_race]

When I was in high school, every single Halloween, there was a group of white kids who dressed up as the Bush administration and a group of brown kids who dressed up as Al qaeda. They all scrimmaged during 4th period lunch. People nowadays lack that sort of Halloween spirit

[Riley🧃🧸 @Riley__senpai]

How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Real