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treating this as my public journal

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

so many men hit the gym after a breakup thinking their body is the issue. brother, you have the emotional intelligence and maturity of a door knob. GO TO THERAPY.

[nl @OGpizzaqueen]

i’m never home. lk forgot what it looks like in there.

[riley ♡ @rileyapparently]

men be like aw my life is getting hard lemme get rid of the girl who loves me unconditionally

[julia, u know ill nvr make a fool of ya @Nellythamenace]

You HAVE to enjoy life after you get off work or you gone feel like you slaving away. Like PLEASE go have drinks on a random Wednesday. YES do that beach picnic too. That’s right, go practice pottery on a Tuesday evening. That go to work, go home, go to work, go home shit is 0/10

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I’d talk to somebody and they’d be thinking we have good chemistry whole time I’m just a charismatic individual

[𝛑 @jadethetrapper]

I spend one day with someone and my whole schedule thrown off. Ridiculous.

[henry @henry5839201746]

israel more like pooprael

[Dvd𖤓 @ov04l]

Promised to get my niece a phone when she turns 10 five years ago and her birthday is 2 days from now

[𝔅𝔯𝔲𝔧𝔞 𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔞 ★♡🌛 @loabaess]

everytime my name is mentioned i get sexier and richer

[Tagg Wolfe @taggtical]

@tanaya_0510 girls be like let’s hang in 3-5 business days, and I may not show up

[Ukeme @UkemeTheRula]

when somebody asks me to do something I’m already doing.

[tk @tkisrage]

So Tobey Maguire is the only Spider-Man that organically makes webs, the others need web shooters, but that doesn’t really make sense lol, why can they not make webs?? So basically you can run on walls and have fast instincts but no webs lmaoo nigga you are cockroach man

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

I don’t want nothing to do with anybody that’s mean to me and I’m so fucking serious

[Meg @heirmeg]

at marshalls, who need a true religion portable charger

[. @playboicurrryy]

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