Bobby Johnson

I don’t practice Santeria

[Bobby Johnson @ogskywalker909]

A real ball knower knows @TrinidadChambl1 is top 3.

[Brooks Austin @BrooksAustinBA]

Top-10 QBs in CFB

[Uncle Funkhouser @UncleHarryBear]

All time shower beer?

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

Maybe being a 90s homicide detective could fix me

[thoughtcrime @thoughtcrime___]

now tell him that the ice cream machine is broken

[Tony Sneedprano 🤟🇮🇹🥩🍝🍕🤌🦆🐎🍳🥃🤟 @TonySneedprano]

"he's finally having a peaceful sunday dinner, tell everyone he never had the makings of a varsity athlete"

[Arron Automata 🤖 @Arron_TK]

He just booted up the game after a long day at work, give him a 20gb update.

[Cryptofungus @Cryptofung]

“He’s taking a smelly shit at Starbucks. Clog the toilet. Make the person waiting for the bathroom next the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen.”

[alli @sonofalli]

He’s going to the airport. Add 10 people in the security line who have never spent a day on earth.

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

Sittin courtside tonight

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

if i walk into a hotel room and see this bad boy i know ima be wakin up the next morning in hoth

[FreeElChapo @cloutpriest]

Billy, this is Tiger Woods. He has amassed 15 major championships, is tied for the most PGA Tour wins, and has spent over a dozen years as the world’s number one golfer. His only defect is he cannot operate a motor vehicle.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

Welcome to Holly Angles Hospice, this is the Learing Center of California's hospice fraud.

Fraudsters use:
- Elderly
- Children
- Autistic/disabled

They use the most vulnerable to steal millions from hardworking, law-abiding taxpayers while living in luxury

END ALL THE FRAUD.

[Cooter Brown @sirstifler420]

Had to put the polo in the rafters after that dump

[Randyn @RanWithThePlan]

Bro they gotta bring these back

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

The Miracle League of Arizona is a baseball league for kids with special needs. My dude blasted a walk-off dinger, this is what makes the game so great ❤️

[𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 @fcbharrison]

This might genuinely be the funniest red card ever 😂 the audacity to still protest after that has me crying 😭😭