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u only get 1 spaghetti

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trevor @trevorngl]

how it feels to talk to a person who doesn't ask any questions after answering yours

[iamhunkydory @itschergurl]

Pressing Notify Anyway when my friends are on DND

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Guy Buffet - The Making of the Perfect Martini

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you find a mistake at work but it’s also Friday:

[Anna 🐝🔴⚽️ @4shaann]

Can I just include a whole clip of 17 year old Twiggy absolutely ending Woody Allen when he tried to be condescending towards her

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @Blaqlennox]

I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

“Nothing from my end, thanks”

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Men do be good at parking I’ll give them that

[MaNkhosi @Thabi_kaNkosi]

“let’s get on a quick call”

Me:

[AK @sunsetmusk]

normalize leaving work early because you miss your cat

[ripe tomato @littlecharhar]

how it feels to never use chatgpt

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Catherine O’Hara was hilarious in Beetlejuice and this line delivery is my absolute fav, RIP icon 💔

[˖ ࣪⟡𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍⟡ ࣪˖ @Blazingoth]

every baddie i know loves cats and hates ICE

[Sombra Laura @deertexting]

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