Brandon

Atlanta Falcons survivor

[kate @ChineseLLM]

I just know Hunter Biden would make me feel like the prettiest girl in the whole Super 8 Motel off I-95

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

I know Aaron Donald just dropped that fridge he was bench pressing to pick up that phone

[Suga Shaun @shaunypizzle]

Noni Madueke is a pussy. He argued for days to take pens off Cole Palmer and made Gabriel take one ahead of him?

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Reid: Rashee Rice (knee, jail) expected to be ready for training camp.

[Brandon @ogtrickybobby]

@JHugeTCG Do the Doom

[Brandon @ogtrickybobby]

@attah_akor Kitchen sink

[ihabs🧊 @ihabs11_]

Drake’s SEXTUPLE entendre:

1) Flexing 💵 in their face
2) He’s down to put a bounty on them🔫
3) A 🦆 “beak” is called a “bill”
4) A male 🦆 is known as a “Drake”
5) The Buffalo BILLS rival is the NE Patriots, with star QB DRAKE Maye🏈
6) Kendrick Lamar’s last name is DUCKworth

[Brandon @ogtrickybobby]

@CurtisBashar And it’s not two.

[• @OxNeeraj]

Husband came home after 16 hours of Hardwork still dinner isn't ready

[Brandon @ogtrickybobby]

@HawkEmDownChris @Lulu_cowboys

[™️Marcus  @TheMisterMarcus]

Mike Vrabel (sex) returns to Patriots on Monday.

[Brandon @ogtrickybobby]

@RiseUpReader @AustinGarrick

[Brandon @ogtrickybobby]

If there’s anyone out there who’s listening- PLEASE bring me a cigarette!

[Brandon @ogtrickybobby]

@TheCinesthetic

[Brandon @ogtrickybobby]

@ShamsCharania @Andraya_Carter The 🐐

[Brandon @ogtrickybobby]

This new Ella Langley album is one of the best albums I’ve ever heard in my life

[Brandon @ogtrickybobby]

@dumbamber Great post

[Brandon @ogtrickybobby]

Yesterday I got drunk and ate five (5) grilled cheese sandwiches

[kevln @notorlouslT]

bam has ethical sex so

[Rex Est Lex @SmogNPalmTrees]

This legitimately might be the most bulletproof argument EVER