Porlah

Hello

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Why do some people lose all spatial awareness in public spaces? Why is your trolley parked sideways, blocking the entire aisle? Why are you standing in the middle of the doorway like it's your first time on earth? And why are you blasting loud music on a public bus???

[Lonely🥀 @angelo_uf]

La gente mayor mirando su celular:

[exodia . @rarestofall_]

having big boobs makes you look bigger than you are fr

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

"You're in your prime years"
me :

[Aliyahhhh @Aliyahbolanle]

Hugging before marriage? Count me out. Some of you even go as far as kissing. Are your parents aware?

[s44nti @s44nti]

“pues nada, esto lo estudiaré mañana en el bus de camino a clase”

yo en el bus:

[Sharon Rotimi @TheSharonRotimi]

And then, there's the rest of us: obviously not a baddie, not really a cutie patootie, something of a Taiga.

[Porlah @ogunpors]

@NaijjaQueen Pàlàpálá

[Oluwafunmi | LAYAJ HAIR @qween_et]

This is me🤣

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me: I need to go to bed earlier tonight
Also me :

[• @yducknow]

I know everything will be alright but whatttttt theeeeee actualllllllll fuckkkkkkkk

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Me at the end of my presentation when I said, "Does anyone have a question?" and someone actually asks one

[Itumelanin @Itumelanin]

“Start a business.” ~ Government official who has never run anything but their mouth their entire working career.

[Amizo @AfricanKhaIeesi]

I think I’m gonna be single for life. I truly do not like men as a species. The way they think is so disturbing to me. I only like them as a concept, entertainment and something to look at.

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when your girl friend is crying about how her male best friend got beaten up by two guys but you paid for four

[𝓞𝓶𝓪 🎀 @justmercy__]

Sexual maturity is realizing that foreplay isn’t just kissing and fingering.

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

Me when I couldn't do something in 10 minutes that people learn for years.

[double o @ultravi0let98]

It’s always the mothers who have to dedicate their lives to caring for these children.
I’ve worked with disabled kids and it’s ALWAYS the mothers. The fathers are never as involved, as attentive, as informed as the mother on the child’s needs. Always the mothers.

[OLANNA (Kissing is FUNDAMENTAL to ROMANCE) @OlannaOli]

Recently, the best form of support a church could give to an autistic boy, was to marry him off to a woman almost 30 years his senior.

These are the people that want to stand on soap boxes and preach anti-abortion. A country that hides such kids from society

[DON-JOE||mPSN⚕️ @JoeOfficial12]

About this abortion issue for fetuses with Down syndrome or pathological defects. I feel Nigerians are very performative and selective moralists.

As far as e no affect them, they will ALWAYS take the moral high ground.