TY

Political Analyst | Writer | Chelsea FC | Tech | #GOT Freak| 😌 | #TheWitcher

[Mxxn Rxckz @MxxnRxckz09X]

Lust is the reason dates even happen you'd never see a date if a man didn't wanna fuck you

[isa 🇵🇸🇫🇷🇲🇽 @flamencotears]

Erling Haaland was born in LEEDS but none of you have a problem with that

[TY @ogunstbest]

You look like one of the Maester 😂😂😂

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

GOT - Belfast

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

250 years from now, Historians will collapse when they get to the decade between 2017 and 2027.

[Sporting King @sportingking365]

You start to protect your funds heavily because you've seen how no one was coming to save you when the chips were down and all of a sudden you're a now bad guy. People sha 😂

[Aanu not Anu @Aanuoluwapooo]

I promise I know it’s not easy anywhere and I’m very grateful for anything that comes as a gift, but 15k from someone that lives in the US and promised you “big money” especially when you didn’t ask feels somehow.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Ironically, those who insist sex isn’t real are usually wildly sexist.

[TY @ogunstbest]

I can never hate JK Rowling. She’s an icon and a breath of fresh air in this current madness!

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

A man (Samantha Tempest, here abbreviated to ST) is arguing in court that he belongs in a group for menopausal women. It is pointed out to him that menopause is the cessation of ovulation and that, being a man who never started, let alone ceased, ovulating he does not belong in such a group. He disagrees. He says he's had 'menopausal symptoms' like hot flushes and brain fog. This is like me claiming to have been in the army because I once shot an air rifle and quite like khaki.

[buzor @buzor042_]

Messi has played in 6 World Cups, scoring 19 goals with 11 penalties, while Mbappé has played only 3 World Cups and scored 18 goals with 2 penalties. For me, Mbappé has a bigger World Cup legacy than Messi and it should never be a discussion.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

You mean men, men who claim to be women. You are a national broadcaster that consistently obfuscates facts around sex because you’ve taken an ideological position the public overwhelmingly rejects. This isn’t news, it’s propaganda.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

LMAO.....He is 10 times the player Benzema is. He just never got his credit because he played for Spurs

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

Portraying roadside Akara selling***, which is a small business at best. You have to consider the “settings”. The premise is intentionally unrealistic.

The use of exaggeration and absurdity ($1k Akara, crypto payment), etc., is your cue.

It’s clearly satire. Whether it’s a weak attempt or effective one is a separate question. That can be argued.

[drizzy🐂🀄️ @nba_drizzy]

all forms of bad luck, lack and stagnation this July.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

He should’ve been king

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

Odo Ọya state is too funny. Just redraw the entire map of this country.

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

There is no way you will have sense if you watch Nollywood movies

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I bet this goes hard if you’re fucking stupid

[Avril Amaka @avrilamaka]

Ok. I'll be that girl who corrects you, because you all already hate me for speaking the truth anyways....

Most women actually desperately WANT to be that last lady holding the flowers. You've found a man who has game, experience and she's the LAST in that line, there's no one behind her. So he is loyal.

You're just trying to get back at men for doing the reverse of this because you're ashamed of your body count but the reality is that the same rules don't apply for men and women.

Sis to sis: stop lying to yourself.

[Rondo Mensah @Rondo_gh]

It’s the same Mbappe. He scored 40 goals for Madrid. No difference.
France fans are just not asking him to do Saliba’s job.